A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Many people think that happiness comes from having more power or more money.

Be knowledgeable but humble. Be wise and simple.

You like to write. It's the single most important quality for someone who wants to be a writer. But not in itself enough.

...there is much more to matter than modern science currently would like to acknowledge. By developing insights about the observer, we can describe matter in a new way.

The best thing Jay-Z ever taught me was patience.

I think the main thing, don't you, is to keep the show on the road.

If a currency is to become a growing, an increasing reserve currency, there has to be not only a demand for it there has to be a supply of it.

Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons.

An aspect of 'post-modern' approach to history is to include the mistakes and the prejudices of the era, without modernizing them or 'correcting' them according to our modern ideals.

The attitude of silent observation is the very foundation of yoga. You see the picture, but you are not the picture.