A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

If you can believe, you be made well.

Redesign, renew, and recharge your brand.” Decide what value you bring to others and give it.

I don't look at my life too much. I'm always looking forward, not backward.

You have to be resilient.

Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.

That's crudely put, but If we're not supposed to dance, Why all this music?

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

God's love for me is perfect because it's based on Him not on me. So even when I failed He kept loving me.

I am the odd man out in the family.

Find your self-esteem and be forever free to dream.