9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

Art is my Life.

Comb his Facebook page. See if he has a Twitter account. Follow up on every Google lead. I want to know what makes him tick, what makes him the man he is.

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind.

And maybe it is only by finding yourself that you can feel the true intensity of becoming close to another person.

The way you feel is not my problem.

I'm very careful about saying who would and wouldn't go to heaven. I don't know.

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.

Elizabeth Taylor has a big heart. She recently built a halfway house for girls who don't want to go all the way.

Perspective - Use It or Lose It.

I'm working it out, man. I'm working through some stuff, trying to find my way like everyone.