Witty Quotes
Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.
I've worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn't make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there's an edge to that kind of humanity.
I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.
Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.
My main problem is that over and over again, I try to get all my characters to say stuff that I think is so witty or erudite you know, so that everybody will go.
I don't believe any experiment until it is confirmed by theory. I find this is a witty inversion of "conventional" wisdom.
Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound.
I tried to think of a witty play on Every picture tells a thousand words, but then the whole word/picture thing collapsed on me.
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered.
even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it?
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.
The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.
Who can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull?
Critchley and Webster’s fierce, witty exploration of Hamlet makes most other writing about Shakespeare seem simpleminded.
Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned.
New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.
I started putting words together, making rhymes and being witty with the wordplay. I can play a little bit of guitar, and that's something I'm going to dedicate more time to doing.
We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said.
Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.
Faced with having to change our views or prove that there is no need to do so, most of us immediately get busy on the proof.
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
Gritty and witty, The Chicago Way is done the classic Raymond Chandler Way. Harvey's taut plot, snappy prose, and memorable characters make this debut novel a real winner.
John F. Kennedy brought style and charisma to the White House and a first family that captivated the country: a handsome, witty president, an elegant first lady, and two adorable young children.
I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't?
Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible
As marriage produces children, so children produce care and disputes; and wrangling.
My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.
Twitter is just a great joke laboratory. You go in there and there are so many witty people that I know any joke I make is going to have a response with at least 10 great jokes coming back.