Ray Stevens Quotes
George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.
Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.
People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.
The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.
I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.
Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.
They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.
Everything is beautiful in it's own way. Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day. And everybody's beautiful in their own way. Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find the way.
Bill Justis was a saxophone player, good musician, arranger, and friend of mine who had a big hit called Raunchy.
I originally passed on Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head in 1969, so they gave it to B.J. Thomas.
