Turns Quotes

The cooperation of NASCAR - or any other system, it turns out - persists only when everyone believes he has the opportunity to win.

I'm actually all in favor of freeing the entrepreneurial spirit - but it turns out, interestingly, that you actually need very strict regulations to free the entrepreneurial spirit.

I didn't mean to turn you on.

Children don't get cheaper when they turn six.

I have a preponderance to look smug in photos; something to do with the way my mouth turns up at the corners.

Care, admitted as guest, quickly turns to be master.

You can't turn the sheriff into a toad, Hannah. It's against the rules. --Abbey Drake

...One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.

Kayso, it turns out that driving an actual car is way harder than it is in 'Grand Theft Auto: Zombie Hooker Smackdown.

It is an overactive imagination that turns men into cowards, not a surfeit of fear, as many believe

Turn in your guns at your local church

I like to drive and I like to travel. When I drive on the open road, it's like sometimes the car turns into a pen and the road is a piece of paper.

If I turn up suicided in the morning, it was murder.

I never turn down scripts without good reason. If I did, I would probably never work.

McDonald's released a new video showing how it makes their Chicken McNuggets. Apparently it turns out that McNuggets aren't made out of chicken. They're made out of people who ask too many questions.

People looking into Barack Obama's campaign contributions say that Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad. Yeah. It turns out that broad is Oprah Winfrey.

For the first time ever, a black Republican woman has been elected to Congress. President Obama told her, 'You are all set. This country never turns against a black anything.'

I take all the negatives and try to turn it into a positive.

A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.

It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe.

He's a gift from heaven, he is truly a gift from heaven. Whatever he touches turns to gold.

When love turns into dust, money becomes the substitution.

Buhhdism is wisdom. As long as we have wisdom, we can put all things to the best use, we can turn everything in the direction of happiness.

It turns out that the word atheism means much less than I had thought. It is merely the lack of theism.

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles.

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby.

We humans can look deep into future and predict what will happen, but then turn around and do nothing about it.

Our inability to recall how we really felt is why our wealth of experiences turns out to be poverty of riches.

Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later.

You'd think that sweet would be a land far, far away from irritating, but as it turns out they're right next door, and always having border disputes.

Historically, a story about people inside impressive buildings ignoring or even taunting people standing outside shouting at them turns out to be a story with an unhappy ending.

It turns out she is Canadian, my editor, and so she drinks like a fish. So she wasn't a lightweight at all. And in the morning, she said that the idea still seemed like a good one, and here we are.

If you do something really cognitively demanding, like buying furniture, it turns out buying furniture is one of the most difficult things we do. Go into a furniture store and look at a sofa.

And for those of you who watched the last programme, I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's.

Washington has a mysterious power to turn perfectly reasonable, wholesome, well-meaning human beings into equivocating crooked gasbags.

It turns out that President Obama has acid reflux. He had a sore throat, went to the hospital, and they diagnosed it as acid reflux. Talk about irony -- it's not covered by Obamacare.

John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?

We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.

It is very hard to stay alive just for your own sake. It is very hard to stare into day after day without another familiar face staring back. It turns your heart into a purposeless muscle.

I like to think of the senses as having a volume control in the brain. The volume turns up on all the other senses when you lose one.

March is outside the door Flaming some old desire As man turns uneasily from his fire.

Let no one turn you down because you are young.

What a strange turn of events.

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

You can do something really radical, which is turn your phone off and reclaim your private life.

I am not one of those actors who believes he has to live the part he is playing. I can turn it on and off.

[Barack Obama] gives away $400 million in cash, but it turns out to $1.7 billion in cash [for Iran].

I think one of the things we must constantly keep in mind is, 'If anybody hits you on one cheek, turn the other.'

It turns out that it's easier to do politics in a movie. People really don't want it in their TV.

Sometimes things are nothing on paper, but a genius director turns it into something amazing.