Tickets Quotes

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

The offense sells tickets and the defense wins the games.

I'll preach anywhere. If it's a round trip ticket to preach in hell, I'll take it-as long as it's round trip.

Well, I bought a ticket to the circus. I don't know why I was surprised to see elephants.

We all arrive on Earth with a round-trip ticket.

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.

A lottery is a salutary instrument and a tax... laid on the willing only, that is to say, on those who can risk the price of a ticket without sensible injury, for the possibility of a higher prize.

Marriage is the most expensive ticket to nowhere

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.

I've been a public person for most of my life. It has advantages and disadvantages. I can't take my kids to Disneyland. On the other hand, I can get a table at a restaurant or tickets to a play.

Well, men go to musicals. Women are the ones that buy the tickets for plays.

Life offers us tickets to places which we have not knowingly asked for.

It is a bad business, dealing in lottery tickets ... Riches got in such a hasty manner never wear well.

I know a lot of people who are 12 and doing things they shouldnt be doing. Whether youre an actress or a singer, its always the sexier ones that are selling more tickets or selling more albums.

Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can't afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft.

It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.

When you have got a ticket to send, and you're not a top costumer, it's best not to waste your time.

The first one that I went to with my friends was with my buddy Michael - and we actually cut class to get tickets - was INXS at the Garden.

Language is the ticket to plot and character, after all, because both are built out of language.

As long as I'm still able to have a hit on the radio and sell a few albums and some tickets, I don't see that it would be worth retiring.

I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that.

You'll never see me at the launch of the new PlayStation or some club. For me, the fun stuff is being able to get my mom tickets to 'Dancing With the Stars' - she loves Mario Lopez.

I just wanted to see every single musical I could. The very first one I saw was 'Beauty and the Beast,' the only one I could get tickets for, and then 'Les Miserables' and then 'Chicago.

A postsecondary education is the ticket to economic success in America.

If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.

Don't spend money on gear. Spend it on plane tickets.

What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan?

Ticketmaster does not set prices. Live Nation does not set ticket prices. Artists set ticket prices.

I'm in the worst place you can be. I sell magazines and not movie tickets.

The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into a restaurant when I didn't have a suit and tie on. That's really about it.

Romney-Ryan is likely the best matched 'team' that has been on a national ticket in a very long time.

Paul Simon is my absolute hero. He's one of a kind. He wrote his own ticket in life by being himself.

I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender! But instead I got a one way ticket to Palookaville.

The greatest multiplex in the universe is inside your mind, and the only ticket you need is a good, well-written novel.

Your father," Luke said, "what did he say to you when you saw him? What did he promise you?" "Oh, you know. The usual. A lifetime's supply of Knicks tickets.

What's all this about yanking poor Magnus and Alec back from their vacation?" Isabelle demanded. "They have opera tickets!

Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes.

If I want to travel with my family I have to purchase 7 airline tickets.

The center will not hold if it has been spot-welded by an operator whose deepest concern is not with the weld but with his lottery ticket.

Cause I'm on set, make it work, break even on 9 to 5's. Cigarettes and lotto tickets, tryna keep that grind alive

If I wanted the ticket to be a $200 ticket, I'd have made it a $200 ticket, but I don't want it to be that.

Fear of failure is a ticket to mediocrity. If you’re not failing from time to time, you’re not pushing yourself. And if you’re not pushing yourself, you’re coasting.

Cops pull me over just to get a better look. They never give me a ticket, even if I'm speeding, but they will ask to take pictures.

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

People who drain others have a certain world they want to get to when they die, and you're their ticket!

When I want to support a film starring actors I like, I purchase several tickets at the box office - even if I can't stay for the movie.

Clergyman: A ticket speculator outside the gates of Heaven.

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions.

The Wacken festival started more than 20 years ago with just a few hundred people in attendance. Tickets now sell out before the lineup is announced.

Ultimately as much as the film industry is a business, it's a democracy. And the audience votes on how they feel based on the way they spend their money for tickets.