This Guy Quotes

I get tired of singing to the guys I beat up in motion pictures.

You have to kill the bad guy.

I think great filmmakers will always talk in terms of storytelling. These guys were always about the story. That is how I love to talk about a film.

Old guys can still do fun things.

The guys who walk on Mars are going to be historic.

A guy may wear a suit and have a high-paying job and appear very mature, but essentially, he's a 14-year-old boy.

It's funny when guys don't like to talk about makeup. I'm like, "You know you're wearing makeup, right? We all are."

Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

I don't date dancers, but I've always wanted to teach guys how to dance.

I like what I hear other guys doing, but the thing that really attracts me is melodic playing.

If you guys throw one more shoe or one more coin, I'm just going to leave my guitar next to my amp and there's going to be massive feed back for an hour.

I'm just not going to spend a lot of political capital solving some other guy's problem in 2010.

Big guy and little guy, it should make no difference. The rule of law demands neutrality.

See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.

Well, my plan, actually Larry Kudlow, who's a fantastic guy, I think likes my plan the most. I'm cutting taxes by about the most.

I was a guy who abandoned a TV show. I didn't care about people.

Ah, broken is the golden bowl! the spirit flown forever! Let the bell toll!-a saintly soul floats on the Stygian river; And, Guy de Vere, hast thou no tear?-weep now or nevermore!

The guys I date always want to test my strength and wrestle around. By the end, they're drenched in sweat.

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit

I had a Shiatsu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little guy.

Sachin Tendulkar is a guy you don't want to chat to period, because he will knuckle down...

I think there is a guy called Michael. It looks as though he’s got a talent. He will make his way to F1.

I bet you there's a lot of guys who dream of having a girl that fine.

I think I was obsessed with the culture of riding. I got sick of having to date guys who rode motorcycles for me to be on them.

Some guys can run fast, some guys can sing, I found I could take photographs that people were interested in.

A lot of guys come up talking about The Waterboy. I get a lot of that. Misery, Delores Claiborne and The Waterboy, those are the main ones I get.

If I had to name the number one asset you could have for any sport I'd say speed. In baseball, all a guy with speed has to do is make contact.

You got an all-out prize fight, you wait 'til the fight's over, one guy's left standing and that's how you know who's won.

I remember what Ron Greschner said when he retired. 'The thing I'm going to miss most is showering with 23 guys.' And that's what it's all about: camaraderie.

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

I’ve always taught pitch selection, but I just want my guys to be aggressive on their pitch.

Anybody that knows me knows that I'm definitely a guy's girl.

I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy with glasses a year, and gosh darn it, tonight I'm the king of the... general area.

It's so pretentious, but I believe that with comedy, if you have a good story, 90% of it is casting. Once you get the guys and gals in there, it's pretty easy to make a funny movie.

These guys, they were so sure of their places in life--so deeply confident of their merit and their future--they didn't need any kind of front at all.

I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm ... average?

He's (Willie Stargell) such a big strong guy he should love that porch. He's got power enough to hit home runs in any park, including Yellowstone.

Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in the nineteen eighties-" "He mentioned it!" one of the ghosts whimpered.

When a guy is into you, he lets you know it. He calls, he shows up, he wants to meet your friends, he can't keep his eyes or hands off of you.

I take three showers a day. I don't need to be in the shower for 15 minutes. I'm a five-minute guy.

Guys have to look up to somebody. Everybody needs to have their own role and somebody has to be the star.

It's good to play something that's black and white, and a guy that sees right and wrong. I've never played a character like that.

I am a big barbecue-sauce guy.

In my opinion, the best setup guys now have a tougher job than the closers. They pitch more innings, inherit more runners.

It's so enjoyable to play a bad guy, you know.

It's baseball. You've got to be the same guy every day, no matter if you go 4-for-4 or 0-for-4.

What do women want? A guy they can't drive crazy. There aren't many around. But they try. They can't help it, it's their nature.

I've never gone out with a guy who is older than me by more than a couple years. Usually it's my age, a little bit older, or even a little bit younger. But not a 15- or 20-year difference.

A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.