A guy may wear a suit and have a high-paying job and appear very mature, but essentially, he's a 14-year-old boy.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

The making of art is no different than prayer.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

Well, Dwight was born to be No. 2 and I don't think he would know what to do as a leader. But he loves following. He would have made a great fascist.

I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. I'd always wanted to try it.

Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.

This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

And I do believe that the way to change a society, to uplift people - not just their spirit, but to uplift their society and economic base - is through education.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.

You can trust bad liars.

Tom is a filthy little pustule. If you quote me, I'll deny it!

I believe my using the talent He's given me is His will for my life. Why else would He have bothered giving it to me?

The right of petition, I have said, was not conferred on the People by the Constitution, but was a pre-existing right, reserved by the People out of the grants of power made to Congress.

God didn't design anyone to be recognized by 2 billion people.

Memory is, of course, a trickster.

Psychology more than any other science has had its pseudo-scientific no less than its scientific period.

Oddly enough, I never studied writing. I studied almost everything except writing.

My greatest inspiration had come from messages delivered through spirit sources, who seemed to guide my every step.

A club hurts the flesh, but evil words hurt the bone.