This Guy Quotes

I'm a power guy. Good fastball. A knuckle curve, which I can throw for strikes. A changeup which sinks down and away from lefties and I can also throw for strikes.

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

I always go to bed thinking I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

Marvin Gaye was a killer drummer. I think he just played during the soundchecks and he'd have another guy sing his parts while he played the drums. He just wanted to play the drums and have some fun.

Guys like Philip Seymour Hoffman or Sam Rockwell are the guys I look up to and have the kind of career Id like to emulate.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.

I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.

I want to play my best, day in and day out. It's a pride thing for me. I'm going to go out there and dominate the guy I'm playing against every time.

Jordan couldn’t keep the smile off her face. “Yeah, I like this guy. He rescued me from a crazed man with a gun, he makes me laugh, and he calls his mother Ma. I’d say he’s a keeper.

I'm a rock 'n' roll guy, really. I'm a big fan of Elvis. I got "Heartbreak Hotel" tattooed on my chest.

Great shooters are one dribble guys.

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

There was violence because first of all, there were ethnic differences and names. If you were small, they called you a runt, and you had to do something about that even if there were five other guys.

Every day, we get a little bit closer to the kind of expertise and the kind of experience we're going to need to go there. I'd love to be the guy walking on Mars.

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.

I know you have it in you, Guy," Anne said suddenly at the end of a silence, "the capacity to be terribly happy.

Guy Ritchie, he thinks going to drama school is the worst thing in the world.

Every quarterback can be rattled. There's no guy who can't be.

I didn't win prom king. By that point, I'd quit sports except for soccer, so I was really just a theater guy. I totally lost to the captain of the football team.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

I was the guy that told Bill Clinton he was going to win. I had gotten the final polling numbers. He had a comfortable lead. He was not going to lose.

I'm a guy who is married to an actress, who has three children, and lives in Tribeca. Where do you draw the line on what I am allowed to discuss?

Directing a movie is the greatest job in the world. I could not be more envious of the guys who get to do it all the time.

Who says we didn't have controversial subjects on TV back in my time? Remember Bonanza? It was about three guys in high heels living together

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

There's too much money and too many nice guys around.

I'm not a big wine guy. And bars, I never go to bars anymore. It's such a drag, man.

Canadians don't have a very big political lever, we're nice guys.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

Solomon's Laws: 8. If a guy who's smart, handsome, and rich invites you and your girlfriend to a nudist club...chances are he's got a giant shmeckel.

I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.

I always like playing the bad guys. They have more fun!

Playing hockey, there were a lot of guys bigger than me, so I knew I was going to get hit and have to deal with it. Gotta hit back.

The Internet is no longer the kind of thing where only six guys in the world can build it. Now, you can write a couple of checks and get one of your own.

Tiger Woods has been unlucky with his body. I don't know whether some of it is self-induced or some of it is just unlucky. But we never know what happens with guys.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

There's a lot of guys that just get comfortable with their positions and rest on their laurels. I had to earn my way.

Around 5th and 6th grade I thought Dean Martin was the coolest guy in the world; he was a great singer, had his own television show and acted in movies.

I'm not bad (his speed). I'm no Joe Morgan, but I'm pretty good for a white guy.

I want to bulk up. I'm a skinny guy.

When I see these guys write all this macho stuff I want to smash their heads.

My mom makes the best Cajun stuff. I'm a big gumbo guy. I've lost a lot of my Louisiana accent, so now when I say 'gumbo,' I feel like someone who's never said the word before.

I owe everything to golf. Where else could a guy with an IQ like mine make this much money?

I want our pie to grow all the people, but if some other guy's pie is growing a little faster, that's terrific.

I can empathize with President [George Bush]. I know what it feels like having a young guy waiting around for you to keel over.

Simon Cowell seems like a very nice guy, but I think hes a secondhand Mickie Most to be honest.

My father was a pimp before he became a deacon or something. These people know how to handle women. I'm the worst guy in the world with women. They run circles around me.

I'm very fast on teaching guys. Like, when I came over here, I only had two rehearsals with the band. I wondered when I first got here... but it sure came up great.

Professor Ian McDonald of Guy's hospital in London...has found that, in young men, sugar raises the level of cholesterol in the blood, and especially...tri-glycerides.