This Guy Quotes

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

My dad was a Marine. He was one of the Montford Point Marines. Those are the equivalent of the Tuskegee Airmen for Marines. He's a tough, tough guy.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

A guy as great as Brett Favre has been for the length of time he's been, you would hope that he would be able to leave the game with a positive flavor in his mouth.

I'd compare myself to Zinedine Zidane... a humble guy who just happened to be the best

He's a guy who gets up at 6 a.m. regardless of what time it is -

Most women don't play like guys do: they don't wrestle, fight, get into brawls. They don't know how to express themselves in a physical, active way.

I just play the game. I hit a shot and wait for the next guy to hit his. I don't think between shots-that's my nature.

I'm one of those guys a lot of people watch, imitate, and then make it seem like they were the ones who did it first.

My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you.

I was always a 'grass is greener' kind of guy.

I've been the type of guy, I've always been very forthcoming with how I feel. And that it doesn't make you less of a man to like go and be like, 'This is how I feel about you. This is the truth.'

Guys, particularly in the West, go to the gym and train for hours and hours to pick up something that is heavier than them. Why would you want to do that?

Usually action films have a formula: good guy gets in trouble, his wife dies, friends have problems, so he goes to the mountain, learns martial arts, comes back, and kills the bad guy.

Hey, look at this guy Kenny G. with his thing, walking up and down the aisles of the concert hall and running off the stage and playing the same time. It's old hat!

Somebody has to be prepared to be the good guy from time to time in order for the human race to prosper, though most people don't want it to be them.

I have an easy tendency to stumble and fall, which is not a good thing in an 84-year-old guy, so when I brush my teeth, then I do balancing exercises.

I never claimed to be anything more than a nice guy and an athlete.

This guy (Marlon Brando) - he'll be doing Hamlet when the rest of us are selling potatoes.

If you're always in a hurry, always trying to get ahead of the other guy, or someone else's performance is what motivates you, then that person is in control of you.

I don't pretend to be able to do TV diagnosis, but I think the guy [Donald Trump] has a problem.

You need to be careful with a Bluetooth headset. Because some guys look crazy with them.

I like guys who are understandable and good guys who are flawed.

Geddy once joked, 'You're the only guy I know who rehearses to rehearse!

I'm one of those guys that never get embarrassed.

I'm not ready to be that guy who can meet with world leaders and all that. It's tremendous what Bono does. I don't know if I could do it, not the way he does. I don't think many people could.

I felt like the universe was tapping me on the shoulder saying, "You're the guy who has to tell this story because nobody else is."

The guys that make game winners are the guys that are not afraid to miss them.

I'm not the best cruise ship crooner. I'm not the best karaoke guy.

Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it.

According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.

We forget to thank the scientists that began these musical inventions and systems. The guy that invented the phonograph and gramophone - Thomas Edison!

I was very careful to cast guys who were very good-looking and very fit and who had a certain sense of privilege about them, because with that sense of privilege comes contempt.

A stupid disgusting bore is a guy who has nothing to say, and nonetheless says it anyway.

I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just out of respect, right guys?

I know what I want, but I'm not allowed to pick a favorite.If I was to say one guy, that guy would be feeling like 'I got this,' and I want everybody to have a chance.

The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a pressure cooker bomb is a good guy with a slightly larger pressure cooker bomb.

At ten I was playing against 18-year-old guys. At 15 I was playing professional ball with the Birmingham Black Barons, so I really came very quickly in all sports.

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it.

Basically I have, like, five really close friends - girls and guys. I like being friends with both because you can do different things with both.

You don't say, like the Bush crowd, 'I got this guy over here and I don't like him and I'm gonna get him, whether you back me or not.'

I've said many times that I'd be thrilled to sell the airline to the employees and our guys said no, we'll take all the money, anyway.

At least I had that, one guy understood me.

I've always been a movie guy, movies have been my thing. I love movies, all kinds of movies.

You would be amazed what the ordinary guy knows.

For a Jewish guy, I've recorded a lot of Christmas albums.

I, as a young guy getting out of music school, I didn't like the prospect of spending my life writing music for about 200 people.

Great shooters are one dribble guys.

I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.

I'm not a big radio guy, I don't listen to whatever is the hip new thing.