Stupid Quotes

Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

...Don't let me ever hear you say, 'I can't read fiction. I only have time for the truth.' Fiction is the truth, fool! Ever hear of 'literature'? That means fiction, too, stupid.

I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.

Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

In time of war all countries behave equally badly, because the power of action is handed over to stupid and obstinate men.

I was perhaps the worst student you have ever seen. You know, I thought I was stupid, all my classmates thought I was stupid, so there was general agreement.

Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb Iraq before, imagine if Congress was over there.

The circus doesn't stop. A federal appeals court has postponed the recall election. How stupid are we? Even our recalls get recalled.

It is because nations tend towards stupidity and baseness that mankind moves so slowly; it is because individuals have a capacity for better things that it moves at all.

Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences of interest between different nations.

No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.

We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

Bans are laws for the stupid.

An instructed and intelligent people are always more decent and orderly than an ignorant and stupid one.

To be a man's own fool is bad enough, but the vain man is everybody's.

Heaven should be kind to stupid people, for no one else can be consistently.

School teachers, taking them by and large, are probably the most ignorant and stupid class of men in the whole group of mental workers.

But the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make him out to be.

You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all about.

The ruling in the Paula Jones case is so silly.

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

John McCain has not spoken about my Muslim faith.

I've now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.

When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.

Dill said striking a match under a turtle was hateful. “How do you know a match don't hurt him?” “Turtles can't feel, stupid,” said Jem. “Where you ever a turtle, huh?

Stupid man produces noise; clever man produces silence!

Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science.

I believe I am a person with unusual talents. I think I'd be a liar or stupid if I were to deny that.

For women raised in the '70s, high heels can still carry a stigma; they're associated with being stupid, with just wanting to please a man. Other women find them empowering.

Hooray for most things!

Being stupid is not as frustrating as being brilliant for 5 seconds and then average for the rest of your life

I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple.

Fashion as King is sometimes a very stupid ruler.

I think maybe the English don't want to try something and look stupid, because they are a bit reserved.

I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.

I don't feel stupid, just inadequate. After three years of studying the law, I'm very much aware of how little I know.

Stupid human voices always ruining everything.

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

It sounds really stupid, I hate making cosmic comments like this but, I just let it do what it wants to do.

As every scuba diver knows, panic is your worst enemy: when it hits, your mind starts to thrash and you are likely to do something really stupid and self-destructive.

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.

It would be stupid of me to rule out ever being the leader because that's an impossible thing to rule out. I can't predict future events.

If we are not stupid or insincere when we say that the good or ill of man lies within his own will, and that all beside is nothing to us, why are we still troubled?

It's ginned up by the corporate plutocracy as a way of distracting the working-class people that it's screwing. We hamstring our own natural progressivism in this country, and that's really stupid.

Those are always fun characters to play, the ones who are stupid but speak with authority.

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble!