Being stupid is not as frustrating as being brilliant for 5 seconds and then average for the rest of your life

When we look for differences instead of similarities, we create barriers for trust.

The easiest way to maintain happiness is to lower your expectations of other people and raise them of yourself!

Action and flexibility create opportunity

Goals are like the gas in your car, you may go in many different directions after you fill up, but with out the gas you are not going anywhere

Squirrels are just rats with good publicity

Knowledge is not power; Implementation is power

I cannot tolerate my bad behavior in another person for 10 seconds

Most of us forget the basics and wonder why the specifics don't work.

Practice makes polish and polish makes money.

If time heals all wounds, then why are there so many ticked off old people walking around.

His mother was as frosty as the polar icecaps. His sister was gone. Who did he have that cared about him? Who would remind him that he mattered?

I got to play on a couple of records with the Rolling Stones, and that was really special to me.

A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.

If an idea seems to find its way towards a stage setting, that's the direction I take. I don't know if I'm trying to achieve anything other than to follow an idea on to the page.

I reckon there's as much human nature in some folks as there is in others, if not more.

I don't really play overseas stuff. I'm a bit of a dinosaur in that way. You gonna improve on a Les Paul or Fender Stratocaster? Those are perfect designs, and there is nothing to add really.

I'm all for the Fairness Doctrine, whatever that is.

I'm confident being at Universal, which is a great home for me, 'cause they understand what I'm trying to do.

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them.

You go outside with me right now, we'll ask twelve people on the street what they think about Jews. And all I need's one.