Stupid Quotes

I had this talent for these stupid little teenage songs.

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.

Here's one thing I never say anymore: These people can't be that stupid, can they?

Most men have always wanted as much as they could get; and possession has always blunted the fine edge of their altruism.

If my ego was out of whack and I believed I could carry anything off, that would be a stupid risk. But so far there's been no reason not to try anything.

The media works in sound bites. They can make you look like a genius or stupid.

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.

No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.

Warfare is an utterly stupid method of settling differences of interest between different nations.

It is because nations tend towards stupidity and baseness that mankind moves so slowly; it is because individuals have a capacity for better things that it moves at all.

In time of war all countries behave equally badly, because the power of action is handed over to stupid and obstinate men.

Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.

I've always worn jewellery but for a time it went out of fashion. Like grungy and punk bands didn't wear jewellery because it was stupid.

If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?

Ownership and control is important, because if you don't own what you do, all sorts of stupid stuff happens to it, and people spend good money on garbage.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do not blame God for your stupid decisions.

We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.

I thought I was fabulous and everyone else was stupid.

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National

I'm perfectly capable of being stupid on my own.

We use Ann sparingly right now so that people don't get tired of her.

Everyone acts stupid at some time in order to be loved.

Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan.

France... What can you say about a country that was too stupid to get on board with our wonderfully-conceived and brilliantly-executed war in Iraq?

Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.

Give me a chance, says Stupid, and I will show you. Ten to one he has had his chance already, and neglected it.

When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don't want to make an excuse for that. Some of the things that people accuse me of are true, some of them aren't. There are pranks, IMs.

I'd been through crappy day jobs and stupid garage bands. I was determined to make it as a musician.

We have a potentially volatile situation but we sort of live with it, and we kick the ball down the field and hope that ultimately, somehow, something will happen and resolve it.

In a stupid nation the man of genius becomes a god : everybody worships him and nobody does his will.

The archenemy is the arch stupid!

I don't mind your thinking slowly; I mind your publishing faster than you think.

It's not worth moving heaven and earth, spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person.

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.

You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.

Justice and truth are two such subtle points, that our tools are too blunt to touch them accurately.

Women are pretty good. Women usually fight about some stupid guy and then when they figure out it's just a stupid guy they make up and move on.

Teams want me to do something stupid. You want to get to the point where nothing affects you, where you control them.

We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.

It's extremely unlucky to be superstitious, for no other reason than it is always unlucky to be colossally stupid.

My dad was more, "Let's play chess. Read a book, you're stupid." He's more the intellectual type.

I don't hide or play stupid games.

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There are a tremendous number of idiots who look so good. It's frightening.