Remote Quotes
Remote Quote of the day
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
The prescription for better health care is more freedom to innovate, not remote-control surgery from Washington.
These UFOs are interplanetary devices systematically observing the earth, either manned or under remote control, or both.
It's so hard to go to war at home. Go to war, go home, repeat. And that is the future of warfare. Forget about remote control drones, there's going to be remote control tanks.
While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn't stop laughing for an hour.
55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for up to 3-4 minutes a time!
I just need to do something new.... I've got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I'm ready to start pushing some buttons.
Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun.
There's this whole idea that you've got the blues and you're going to write. Bullshit. When I feel really bad, all I want to do is sit in front of the TV with the remote control and check out.
Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.
You control your life by the remotes of your actions. Anytime you take actions the screen of your life changes till you get tuned to the best station or destination of God’s choice for you!
Venture to a remote corner of a faraway land and, from the moment you get there, every person and every thing becomes an obstacle, designed to entrap you, to stop you proceeding on your way.
There are events in one's life which, no matter how remote, never fade from memory
There should be a little gap between you and your friends, though you'll miss their companionship and you'll also miss their disrespect.
See with a different eye, visualize with a colorful mind, manifest your thoughts with the energy within.
The desert lay in wait, more infinite than God, no less remote.
The remotest place on Earth can sometimes be the most attractive place on Earth especially in times when our belief in humanity is lost!
