Remote Control Quotes
Remote Control Quote of the day
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
The prescription for better health care is more freedom to innovate, not remote-control surgery from Washington.
These UFOs are interplanetary devices systematically observing the earth, either manned or under remote control, or both.
It's so hard to go to war at home. Go to war, go home, repeat. And that is the future of warfare. Forget about remote control drones, there's going to be remote control tanks.
While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn't stop laughing for an hour.
55% of all Americans lose their remote control 5 times a week. That means that they must see the same show for up to 3-4 minutes a time!
I just need to do something new.... I've got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I'm ready to start pushing some buttons.
Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.
There's this whole idea that you've got the blues and you're going to write. Bullshit. When I feel really bad, all I want to do is sit in front of the TV with the remote control and check out.
Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun.
You control your life by the remotes of your actions. Anytime you take actions the screen of your life changes till you get tuned to the best station or destination of God’s choice for you!
