Pie Quotes

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.

And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at a curate.

When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie.

I want our pie to grow all the people, but if some other guy's pie is growing a little faster, that's terrific.

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.

She dries her eyes and bakes her pies and leaves 'em on the window sill

I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie.

Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen.

By growing up in Alabama, I had a melting pot of the whole pie: R&B, gospel, country.

Of course there are people who think of 'heaven' as a kind of pie-in-the-sky dream of an afterlife to make the thought of dying less awful. No doubt that's a problem as old as the human race.

We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie.

I've got my fingers in many pies and I'm very excited about creating stuff and watching it blossom and bloom and harvest it and get on with the next thing.

Kitchens were different then, too - not only what came out of them, but their smells and sounds. A hot pie cooling smells different from a frozen pie thawing.

I am too nervous to eat pie.

If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used artificial sweetener or stole the apples!

I feel I would love to close down for a number of years in some way and just be in the country making pork pies and chutneys and never have to poke my head out of the parapet.

I suggest to you that increasing the size of America's economic pie - which can be achieved only if everybody has a seat at the table - is the most important challenge facing our country today.

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie.

The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it's American as apple pie.

Souness critics must eat humble pie as he transforms Newcastle.

Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.

Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie.

Let's stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies.

I love you as New Englanders love pie!

Bad news on the doorstep;I couldn’t take one more step

The fulfillment of desire does not necessarily make you happy because there is a satiation factor. You can get some apple pie and eat it. If this is what makes you happy, why not eat ten?

What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher.

Just had lunch with the president who seems pensive, slightly deflated, realistic, aggravated and resolute. Didn't eat his pie.

Just because I have made a point of never losing my accent it doesn't mean I'm an eel-and-pie yob.

How about this?' Simmon asked me. "Which is worse, stealing a pie or killing Ambrose?" I gave it a moment's hard thought. "A meat pie, or a fruit pie?

No one wants a cherry pie that bites back.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.

I sang 'American Pie' a lot in my stage set. It had a knack of uniting an audience in a sing-along. It's a clever song about American history but wrapped in a fantastic tune.

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.

As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos.

Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.

If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

Clowns have no respect for pie.

I always wanted to host a show, throw whipped-cream pies. Theater is not my cup of tea.

Another lesson about a naive fool who came to Babylon, and found out that the pie don't taste so sweet.

Boston: Their hotels are bad. Their pumpkin pies are delicious. Their poetry is not so good.

I do play all the characters, when I write them, one after another. If they actually had to film me, the only one I could play would be Samwell Tarly or Hot Pie.

If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever eat.

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

I was born in the late '50s, was a child of the '60s, then the '70s, then the '80s, then the '90s, and I have mental fingers in all those pies.

For me, religion is serious business - a farrago of authoritarian nonsense, misogyny and humble pie, the eternal enemy of human happiness and freedom.