My Momma Quotes
Momma, you're special," Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
We have the opportunity to pour into them what they were created to be
MotherHushed and sacred silencefills the dawning skyI ponder in this momentof our journey which is nigh...
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.
What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.
