I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

Most of the students there, he said, don't know what they think. You tell 'em, they'll think it. I plan to tell 'em.

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.

You don't know your father, do you?”I shook my head. "No. All I know is he must have had wicked cool hair.”Dimitri glanced up, and his eyes swept me. "Yes. He must have.

Performing to me is the most vital, most important. It's my favorite part of all of it. I just want to be on stage.

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing.

Eight hours of sleep would be amazing. That would be the best. If I could just figure out that part of my life, it would be great.

Only optimists commit suicide, optimists who no longer succeed at being optimists. The others, having no reason to live, why would they have any to die?

There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.

I have no idea what's going to happen. Who knows - if they can't afford to buy a boat, maybe they buy a print. Who knows what happens with their buck?

For kindness begets kindness evermore, But he from whose mind fades the memory Of benefits, noble is he no more.