Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

I think if you need to use a gun you're doing a lousy job as a detective.

The law is what I can get away with and stay out of jail.

Always write as if you will never have the blessed chance to write again, so this has to be the best thing you've ever done. Do that, and it will be.

The more I study men, the more I realize that they are nothing in the world but boys grown too big to be spankable.

I find standing and posing for photos very awkward.

Every piece of art will be if it's lucky enough to be dug up, if there's anything to dig up.

Im obsessed with socks. I even wear them to bed!

Sleep with a dog and rise full of fleas.

In between, I go broke because I seem to do movies where you're not paid a lot as an actor.

Natural villains are hard to come by, what with all the shrinks and social-scientist types threatening to understand everybody into the ground.

My charitable donations go to educational efforts, such as Teach for America, Vanderbilt University, Berkshire School.

You're young and you're bulletproof and invincible. But never underestimate the power of other people's love and prayer.