Laughing Quotes

No one in Germany laughs at vice, nor do they call it the fashion to corrupt and to be corrupted.

Now don't laugh 'cause I just might be...the soft curve in your hardline. (from the song "Hardliners" by Holcombe Waller)

A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend will laugh and try to trip you again. - I'm not sure

When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks.

I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo!

My relatives used to laugh when I talked of being a writer.

Obviously everyone has things in their past that they don't enjoy looking back on [Laughs], but no, you can't change it.

Try things. Laugh a lot. Mess up. Apologize. Hug people. Take chances. Trust yourself. Lose things. Get over it.

You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair.

Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.

Laughing at something is a form of accepting it or at list making peace with it.

Donald [Trump] is a charming person. He can be fun. He can make you laugh. But he can turn on you. And get nasty and personal and vicious.

Sometimes people try to give me advice going forward, and they say, "You know, you've just got to work to be more likeable in Washington." And I laugh and say, "You know this isn't rocket science.

Imagine foreign troops sitting idly, laughing as hooligans trashed the Smithsonian, stole the gold from Fort Knox and burned down the Department of the Interior. That was us in Iraq.

I don't think a married couple can go through life without laughs together any more than they can without tears.

I hate losing laughs; they're rare things.

- I notice you didn't laugh, Mr. Black! - No, Your Majesty. We are forbidden to laugh at the things kings say, sire, because otherwise we would be at it all day.

I love comedy. I love to make people laugh. (But) anything that's telling a good story makes me happy. So, I just like to be part of the storytelling process.

He laughed. A strained, ha, ha, ha, I may die of this laugh.

Our Poets make us laugh at Tragœdy, And with their Comoedies they make us cry.

This one sits shivering in Fortune's smile, taking his joy with bated, doubtful breath. This other, gnawed by hunger, all the while laughs in the teeth of Death.

The person who cannot laugh is not only ready for treason, and deceptions, their whole life is already a treason and deception.

Old School has humongous laughs all the way through it.

The basics of acting are really better in America than in Europe. Just the basic "fake laugh" is impossible to get in France.

We love the things we pretend to laugh at.

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh.

I think for me the trick is not to aim to impress or to even try to make people laugh but instead to tell the truth.

That kind of language is what makes us laugh. Like, "Well, just eFax that to me, and I'll take a look at it."

When anything doesn't hit with a huge laugh, as comics, it feels like, Oh no, oh no, we're sinking.

It's hard to get laughs when you're new.

At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh.

The only way I could get comfortable around people was to make them laugh.

Sometimes when you're doing a comedy, the director will yell out "alts" and then the director gets the first laugh.

Live a good long life. Grow old and die after I do. And if you can, die laughing.

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

I'm really not an actor of any kind. I've always seen myself as an entertainer, someone who makes people laugh. That's all I've ever wanted to do. 'Doctor Who' has always just been me, really.

Most of what gets made now, you laugh your way through, go home and forget you've seen it.

It doesn't really matter if you lead or follow; everybody's laughing like there's no tomorrow and even if there was, would you still go following your friends?

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.

An interview will seem very sane to me, and I'll find out that the journalist was laughing out of the side of his mouth half of the time.

Whenever something happens that makes me laugh or if I remember something in the middle of the night that I want to share, I jot the experience down.

I know people went to laugh at my bed and to jeer at it. Still, at least they actually went to see it.

If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing.

I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.

I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.

Who laughs less than feminists?

Seeing people laugh definitely inspires me, and so does seeing people get life lessons about living better.

You know what Abnegation used to say about pride?' 'Something unfavorable,I assume.' I laugh.' Obviously. They said it blinds people to the truth of what they are.

I should probably be afraid. But instead a hysterical laugh bubbles inside me, because I just remembered something: Maybe I can’t hold a gun. But I have a knife in my back pocket.