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Ted Rall Quotes: "Most people don't know how to tell stories."

Most people don't know how to tell stories.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else."

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else.




Ted Rall Quotes: "When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling."

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think about storytelling.



Ted Rall Quotes: "I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel."

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.




Ted Rall Quotes: "If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel."

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before I can write a good graphic novel.



Ted Rall Quotes: "When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression."

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.



Ted Rall Quotes: "The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron."

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.




Ted Rall Quotes: "Close friends love you for who you are; not what they want you to be."

Close friends love you for who you are; not what they want you to be.



Ted Rall Quotes: "When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information."

When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes."

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.



Ted Rall Quotes: "On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet."

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.



Ted Rall Quotes: "I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful."

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful.




Ted Rall Quotes: "There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair."

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.



Ted Rall Quotes: "The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up."

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared."

Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own."

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Life is incredibly short, yet we're always told that change takes time. For a race of mortals, dicking around just isn't acceptable."

Life is incredibly short, yet we're always told that change takes time. For a race of mortals, dicking around just isn't acceptable.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most."

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Imagine foreign troops sitting idly, laughing as hooligans trashed the Smithsonian, stole the gold from Fort Knox and burned down the Department of the Interior. That was us in Iraq."

Imagine foreign troops sitting idly, laughing as hooligans trashed the Smithsonian, stole the gold from Fort Knox and burned down the Department of the Interior. That was us in Iraq.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s."

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.



Ted Rall Quotes: "At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe."

At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't."

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Americans are not terribly intelligent people. They need to read important things several times."

Americans are not terribly intelligent people. They need to read important things several times.



Ted Rall Quotes: "I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody."

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a parody.



Ted Rall Quotes: "It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare."

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Anyone should be able to read comics."

Anyone should be able to read comics.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Do our government's poorly paid contract killers deserve our 'support' for blindly following orders?"

Do our government's poorly paid contract killers deserve our 'support' for blindly following orders?



Ted Rall Quotes: "I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me."

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.



Ted Rall Quotes: "I'm a better polemicist in prose."

I'm a better polemicist in prose.



Ted Rall Quotes: "Even now, years later, it's hard to tell why the government stood by and let the city of New Orleans be destroyed, dispatching troops rather than help."

Even now, years later, it's hard to tell why the government stood by and let the city of New Orleans be destroyed, dispatching troops rather than help.