Laughing Quotes

Amy Sedaris makes me laugh harder than anybody.

I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment.

I try to laugh at whatever life brings.

When I look around I think this, this is good enough; And I laugh at whatever life brings because when I look down, I just miss all the good stuff and when I look up, I just trip over things.

Are you afraid of falling, baby? No, I’m afraid of landing. [He’s laughing, and I’m smiling.] Stupid idiot smile, don’t you know what comes next?

That is Obama's signature move: Invent people who are saying ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up buffoons.

I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long.

I do my best to please everybody, far more than they'd ever guess. I try to laugh it all off, because I don't want to let them see my trouble.

If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.

‎There's no way to cheat a sensualist like me, somebody who can die laughing for hours over the pattern of the carpet in a hotel lobby.

I love to entertain. I love being able to make people laugh.

What is the work of a Master?" said a solemn-faced visitor. "To teach people to laugh ," said the Master gravely.

I love to have a laugh. I like to tease people.

I have to laugh at myself.

Anytime I can get either of them really laughing, I immediately pull out a pad of paper write the joke down, regardless of where we are or what we're doing. I must be absolutely insufferable.

When you actually make a new friend, and you make music and laugh really hard together, that can give you a lot of confidence and nourishment and encouragement.

There is nothing better than a laugh in life. There just isn't.

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?

If you can get people to laugh, you can get people to listen.

I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they kept laughing.

Vanity is easily forgiven, for we are all vain, and even as we laugh at the weakness of others we feel that their vanity has touched the responding chord of our own.

Down deep in His heart God is a comedian who loves to make us laugh.

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

Nobody who is afraid of laughing, and heartily too, at his friend, can be said to have a true and thorough love for him.

It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.

The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.

It is completely usual for me to get up in the morning, take a look around, and laugh out loud.

When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.

Lily Tomlin...I used to watch reruns of Laugh-In and she was always my favorite part. She's this very unique talent and the way she does things has been a very big influence on me.

I'll get laughs in the places I don't want them and that makes me realize the direction I want to go in. I don't mean to get too deep into comedy here.

Sometimes you're not getting the laughs you want or at the place you want but that doesn't mean it's not funny. It means you haven't explored it enough.

They want to let the audience figure things out and let the reaction shot get the laugh.

You laugh, but you haven't seen me in a tux. Or maybe you don't like broad-shouldered guys with muscular chest and washboard abs?

They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule.

My theory about comedians is that their greatest fear is other people laughing at them. So comedy is an attempt to control and manipulate the thing they find most frightening.

It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.

Laughing and crying are really similar - what happens to your body. It's a very similar process in your diaphragm. Like a musician, you have to do your scales once in a while and warm up your voice.

It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material.

I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.

If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that's bigger than anything else.

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

Those who laugh the hardest are often the most unhappy.

Laughter is sort of a natural truth detector. If you laugh at something, it's probably because there was some truth in it.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

Comedy is harder than drama, because with comedy you're expecting a result..you make them laugh. [If] they ain't laughing then you're screwed.

I don't do politics. I just like to laugh.

The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

I've been a fan of Kenny Bob's for almost 20 years, and he's always made me laugh, and laugh hard! He is just, flat-out, a great entertainer!