Laughing Quotes

We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature, or go insane.

Make a man laugh a good hearty laugh, and you've paved the way for friendship. When a man laughs with you, he, to some extent, likes you.

A prophet weeps while others are laughing.

There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

If you were not born in this world, there would be no need to die. To be born in this world is to die, to disappear [laughing].

I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.

The space elevator will be built about 50 years after everyone stops laughing.

He burst into one of his rare fits of laughter as he turned away from the picture. I have not heard him laugh often, and it has always boded ill to somebody.

I contend that not only can you laugh at adversity, but it is essential to do so if you are to deal with setbacks without defeat.

At the end of the day, even if my part is a bit goofy, the key thing is that I'm doing what I love to do, and that's to make people laugh.

The more you laugh, the healthier you are. You must laugh more!

I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it.

When you laugh with good-hearted innocence at your own creations, you are free.

Gordon Ramsay makes me laugh because he knows that I'm not a chef.

Laughing is also good for your respiratory system.

There's hope. It doesn't cost a thing to smile. You don't have to pay to laugh. You better thank God for that.

I'm someone who lived in a war for five years. I received bombs on my head every day of my childhood. Did that stop me from living? Did that stop me from laughing?

Here's to opening and upward... and to yourself and up with you and up with and up with laughing.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.

For me the moment of death will be a moment of jubilation, not of fear. I cried when I was born and I shall die laughing.

I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped.

Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.

It's better to make people laugh than cry.

The world is laughing at us. They're laughing at the stupidity of our President [Barack Obama]. Remember he drew the line in the sand - the line is in the sand.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

Whatever my fate, I'll go to it laughing.

Heard ten thousand whispering and nobody listening. Heard one person starve, I heard many people laughing. Heard the song of a poet who died in the gutter.

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum!

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper.

When you can laugh at yourself, you are free.

Chuck said, “Hey. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Cawley looked over at him. “I’ll bite. How many?” “Fish,” Chuck said and let loose a bright bark of a laugh.

Old radio comedy makes me laugh, as well as 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' and comedians like Paul Merton.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

I laugh when I hear the fish in the water is thirsty.

I think I'll be a clown when I get grown.... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off.

I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.

The true comic muse is the one with tears running down under her laughing mask.

Whoever I hang out with, I want to be able to laugh with. I just want to be able to have a good time... And they have to like my dog. If they don't like my dog, they're out.

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.

A mind conscious of right laughs at the falsehoods of rumour. [Lat., Conscia mens recti famae mendacia risit.]

Better have men reproach you for being good, than have God damn you for being wicked. Be not laughed out of your religion. If a lame man laugh at you for walking upright, will you therefore limp?

I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.

To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

Living without Laughing isn't living. Be silly. Be honest. Be Kind.

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.

If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day.

I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people laugh. For somebody like me, that's the thing you excel at.