Jury Duty Quotes

Jury Duty Quote of the day

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.

Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.

To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

Well I was on the jury duty on the Deauville Film Festival, a few years ago.

I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty!

I got put on jury duty, which is where I learned how to write.

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.

Along with voting, jury duty, and paying taxes, goofing off is one of the central obligations of American citizenship.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.

I vote and I do jury duty.

The great thing about our system of democracy is when they call you for jury duty, you have to come... It's an honor and a privilege. I was called and I've got to be here.

Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don't draft people; it's not jury duty.