Ifs Quotes

If you're morally clear you are not on the Left

You can get it if you really want

If they ask you to sign a contract up front or for money, that's usually a bad sign.

We're phonies if we're not exactly who we are.

What's the point of rap if you can't be yourself, huh?

Hacking is very interesting. Once they hack, if you don't catch them in the act, you're not going to catch them.

She reflected she must be completely besotted about Peter, if his laughter could hallow an aspidistra.

I try to avoid experience if I can. Most experience is bad.

To sing is to bring to life; impossible if the words are mediocre, however good the music.

The only time I'll get good reviews is if I kill myself.

I don't want to hide. If I get arrested, I get arrested.

I know that we will be the sufferers if we let great wrongs occur without exerting ourselves to correct them.

If cryonics were a scam it would have far better marketing and be far more popular.

I take every day as it comes and if I have to be somewhere, I'll be there.

You build a character, a shell, and if you build it right, something comes to live inside it.

Everything gets old if you do it often enough.

If your subjects are eternal... they'll survive.

We have convictions only if we have studied nothing thoroughly.

Improv is what helped me overcome the anxiety that I was feeling sometimes. It's the thing that pushes me to be present, and to keep moving through all of the what-ifs that go through my mind.

If you're not where you want to be, it's because you're not who you need to be right now.

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it.

If you see yourself reflected in art, you feel validated.

You'll lose it, if you talk about it

And who understands? Not me, because if I did I would forgive it all.

If you can't do, you had best shut up.

A thing is incredible, if ever, only after it is told -- returned to the world it came out of.

If you're in the penaut business you learn to think small.

Why look any further if you've discovered complete satisfaction.

Everything comes to him who waits -- if he waits till it comes.

If your home is peaceful, then you're going to go out in your day peacefully.

If you don’t love it, don’t eat it, and if you love it, savor it.

Marriage isn't something you agree to do one day, and if things don't go right, then it's over.

If you the best, take the test!

Writing is so hard. Why would you be a writer if you weren't really good at it? If you could be anything else, why would you be a writer?

A cat will never drown if she sees the shore.

If you get married, you become vulnerable.

There are questions we could not get past if we were not set free from them by our very nature.

If I had to have a favorite chef, I'd probably say I like Guy Fieri.

You have to like your character, because if you don't, no one else will either.

It's going to be over fairly soon; it goes by quick. Even if I live till I'm one hundred, it's quick.

What would you do if you had to choose?

If you want to eat when you're not hungry, you're hungry for something else.

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's putting people in their place.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

The nature o' things doesn't change, though it seems as if one's own life was nothing but change.

If gold knew what gold is, gold would get gold I wis.

Several of them would have protested if they could have found the right arguments.

I'll always be Alice Toklas if you'll be Gertrude Stein.

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

If women could sleep their way to the top, there'd be a lot more women at the top.