Humorous Quotes
Maybe there is some Abnegation in everyone. Well in everyone but Peter."-Tris Prior
Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.Or you, for that matter, as you well know.
And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese
jerk.smokes cigars.will die of lung cancer, hopefully soon.excellent physical shape.
Yeah 'cause throwing knives at a girk is totally Going to get her to like you. #Tobiaslogic
Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up.
Am I higher or lower than she? It was always the vital question for Anna: who was superior, and how she could position herself so that she would be perceived as superior?
I'm rarely rude except accidentally, and that doesn't really count...
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
If the pen is mightier than the sword, a sharpie must be plain deadly!
Sorry, I didn't see the big X with the words Top Secret Government Laboratory on the map, did you?
Damn there were days being a woman confused the hell out of her.- Aella
'Your brain doesn't process language quite like other people. Why that is, I have no idea.' 'I have a superior brain?' 'Uh, ' Eliot said, 'I wouldn't go that far.'
I sensed more than recognized the sound of those skeletal knuckles on the door. I was too young for it to be Death, so it had to be his mother.
-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.
May as well have ox blood running through those veins, ” I added, “You’re as stubborn as one.
Family we cannot always choose, but it sure is fun to try and make them laugh during dinners. Especially when they are trying to eat their soup.
I think that the habit of gloomy poetry is very funny. It’s like a special competition in losing.
You said, ‘Ramsey…oh Ramsey…please.’ Please, what?” She looked him straight in the eyes. “Please…let my people go!
If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.
As long as you're not 'gross full, '" Raj said. "That's when you're so full that it's hard to breathe because your stomach is pushing up into your lung region.
Some people react to suffering by denying the very possibility of God's existence
I met a few chimpanzees on my pilgrimages and I wasn't sure if they were just shrivelled-up villagers or chimps...
Worry wasn’t an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed—and it worried him.
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.
If that's the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake, " Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, "I'm all for fighting tyranny and oppression.
Did you once own ruby slippers, and did a house fall on your head? You're a daft little munchkin.
If God gave Abraham a ram to prevent his slaying Isaac, He might stick a donkey in the bush for me to ride up this infernal mountainside.”~ Grace Madison, PhD.
That is not what I was saying, you crazy twit!""Cut it out! You do not to play the I'm-so-dark-and twisty-I deserve-to-be-punished card.
Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.
I am an archaeologist of mature vintage. Rapid descents are not my specialty. I am the plodding type."~ Grace Madison, PhD.
No magnetic wombats, no flying hyenas, no catfish masquerading as samurai, and, MOST CERTAINLY, no Duku jam!
Muse usually gestured like an amphetamine-fueled Sicilian who's nearly gotten clipped by a speeding car.
