Did you once own ruby slippers, and did a house fall on your head? You're a daft little munchkin.

That is not what I was saying, you crazy twit!""Cut it out! You do not to play the I'm-so-dark-and twisty-I deserve-to-be-punished card.

Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea

All epoch-making revolutionary events have been produced not by the written, but by the spoken word.

It's a silly fool who thinks killing an animal with one tool is different than killing him with another.

A man is a failure who goes through life earning nothing but money.

I have yet to do a job where I would really get to rock the great clothes. I'd love to do a job where I could wear Thom Browne.

Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.

People expect Byzantine, Machiavellian logic from politicians. But the truth is simple. Trial lawyers learn a good rule: 'Don't decide what you don't have to decide.' That's not evasion, it's wisdom.

Many outsiders see the art world as elitist and it is, except it is also oddly down-to-earth and embracing of oddballs who don't fit in well anywhere else.

Not only are bloggers suckers for the remarkable, so are the people who read blogs.

When we're awake in our bodies and sense, the world comes alive. Wisdom, creativity, and love are discovered as we relax and awaken through our bodies.