jerk.smokes cigars.will die of lung cancer, hopefully soon.excellent physical shape.

But if I hadn't fallen, I wouldn't have met you.

Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.

One more secret smile. One more shared laugh. One more electric kiss. Finding him was like finding someone I didn't know I was searching for.

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

Humans are vulnerable, because they’re capable of being hurt.

The problem with human attraction is not knowing if it will be returned.

You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?" "I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic.

You're scared of what you can't control

There was nothing wrong with fire … as long as you didn’t stand too close. Something to keep in mind.

If I'd wanted you dead five minutes ago, you'd have died five minutes ago.

You don’t see something until you have the right metaphor to let you perceive it

Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split one boulder.

After living out of a suitcase for years, it's a feeling of peace to wake up in the night and know where I am.

A customer votes everyday with his dollar. Our job is make sure he votes for us.

I still get to preach 14, 15 times a year. But you have to make a living.

The greatest single virtue of a strong legislature is not what it can do, but what it can prevent.

Any manager will tell you that they would rather win one and lose two than to draw three, because you get more points

I lifted the lid and found a piece of bread and some water—and a rat that quickly darted off the tray. Talk about adding insult to injury.

Weeds grasp their own essence and express its truth.

I think we rarely recognize the fifth business in our lives at the time those people are changing us.