Humor Inspirational Quotes

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

One who is seeking the truth sooner or later finds a woman.

I ran outta tears of sadness when I was 20 & all I got left is tears of joy.

Happier'n young'uns bustin' outta school fer summer break!

Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art!

Cheaper'n recyclin' yer nose tissues. --Mema

All humans are insane, they exists because insanity exists.

When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don't bite back.

Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps.

I’ve been firmly grounded in reality since I was a child, and I’m still waiting for it to impress me.

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!

Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, "make me one with everything.

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox.

...once you've crawled into what's commonly thought of as the sordid underbelly of life, you realize it's all just different versions of normal.

I'm a writer. I write stuff.

Your smile can becomes a quote for a change

It's lonely up in the top

Take the road less traveled...there's less traffic!!!

People tell me I excel in Public Relations, what I suck at are private affairs.

How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?

A lot of the world seems to repeat itself

You can't jump for the stars if your feet hurt. And when you get where you're going, you darn well better look great!

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.

You are only limited by your own imagination

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.

People were meant to be loved, Things were meant to be used, the world is in trouble for many use people, and love things. Let get it right folks.

Seriously, what would you prefer? To stand out from everyone else, or disappear in the crowd? Because I call the latter 'sheep.

Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.

-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.

You gotta want it.

There's no set future, only the one we make.

It is a State of Mind... and am the president

I can say infinite for you to stay, but sadly it only took one from you to break us away and us separate ways

The interior of the arms dealer's private jet was so ugly it hurt my feelings as well as my eyeballs.

A Man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feeling.

My MOTIVATION was struggling..I got Tired of it!

If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse... It could be me having a bad day!

It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'.

Going mad is the beginning of a process. It is not supposed to be the end result.

Wonders happen either way. With you or without you.

You can't make footprints in the sand of time if you're sitting on your butt, and who wants to make buttprints in the sand of time?

positivity is the father of reinvention

There are stranger things out there than flying pigs.

They tell you the devil is in the details…what they don’t tell you is that he’s laughing maniacally.

Ignore people who say you can't do it, even if this person is yourself.

Perhaps it is a good thing that we don't live long enough to realize how redundant things seem :)

Life is like a DVR recording. The story goes on, but you cannot see it until you fast forward through the commercials