House Quotes

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.

I was able to complete a motocross track at my house, and that's something I've always enjoyed. That time away is really what developed the passion I needed to come back and compete.

Is it true cats wont stay in a house when it's haunted?

If you grew up in a house where you weren't loved, you didn't know there was an alternative.

But that was in the days when they expected perils to come from without, and nothing made less sense by that time than a survival room buried in a house itself becoming one big coffin.

I was living in a house with five guys, eating their leftovers when they weren't watching. I went from that to having $1-billion-plus on paper.

My husband and I are building a 'green' house in Santa Ynez Valley. We bought 15 acres and we're going to build a house that's green from the ground up.

Our baby is safe, and it's just a house.

I want to have a family and I'd like to live in a lovely big house, with a massive driveway and gates and loads of kids.

My biggest thing is banana pudding, but it's the devil! So no one is allowed to bring it into my house. Because I can't control myself. So why put it in my domain?

Family makes a house a home.

Acting for kids is like playing house, you know? But growing up in Hollywood, it just made it seem possible.

I watch 'The Voice' and 'American Idol,' and I sit in my Brookstone foot massager. It's so exciting at my house.

I really enjoy just hanging out at my house since I never get to be there.

There are two kinds of houses in the neighborhood where I grew up-the ones where the parents stayed married, and the ones where they didn’t.

A house should look lived in, and I consider it clean as long as I don't stick to it and it doesn't give me cholera.

I had a period in my life when I was eight or nine when I was so scared of dying that I wouldn't go out of our house for a whole year.

If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them?

I'll always build houses.

I'm scared of haunted things, like hearing noises in my house and stuff. That scares me.

Weather in towns is like a skylark in a counting-house-out of place and in the way.

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

I don't like to dwell all day over one scene as you do in a big feature.

Now people look at 'The Scream' or Van Gogh's 'Irises' or a Picasso and see its new content: money. Auction houses inherently equate capital with value.

I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.

I would do Winnie the Pooh. We would live in the tree house. We would hunt for honey.

I was relatively isolated from people of color. My parents are too old to be Baby Boomers; they had me later in life. So we didn't listen to any black music at all in the house, not even Ben E. King.

A beginning idea for a book might be: a boy emerges from a hole in the ground. He enters a house. The book will take place in the first ten minutes following his arrival.

Your house is your first small business. It's where your investment is and [where] our greatest asset is.

When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names.

I do so many things. Like when I was younger, if I drove past a house that I didn't want to live in, I'd hold my breath. Driving around somewhere like Slough I'd go blue in the face.

Even now, Dickon was upstairs, writing sonnets to his new love, while back at Seadown House, Marianne was writing 'Ella' on scraps of paper and then burning them.

I built a studio in my house so I can be with my kids. I go out to my approval meetings [for my collection] while they nap, but at least I can sing [at home] while they sleep at night.

I thought I’d saved Kayden that night at the pool house, but I was wrong. I just bought him time until the next windstorm swept through.

All you have to do is take a man at face value. Don't go into it thinking you can change them. Men aren't fixer-uppers, not like a house or a car. You buy them as is.

I've always been kind of surrounded by music my whole life, so my earliest memories of it were just hearing it in the house.

I told the kids the house is going to be our Christmas. We didn't want them to think Christmas is just about gifts you're going to receive, but it's about Christ coming to Earth.

I live in the garden; I just sleep in the house.

The situation in Gaza is intolerable. Not one destroyed house has been rebuilt Ppl cannot live w the dignity they deserve

The White House is worried about Joe Biden's potential run for president, and a source says they fear that it wouldn't have the right outcome. That's right, they think he might win.

The White House encouraged Tom Brady to be more of a role model. They would've said more, but there was a drunken Secret Service agent streaking across the Rose Garden.

Today, Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that a firehouse isn't a house where you get to fire people.

Apparently, the Obamas chose New York City because they've gotten so used to people trying to break into their house.

When you have children your house smells very unpleasant all the time.

I will always have a career. I believe in working. I don't believe that taking care of your house and children is enough for a woman. You don't feel complete.

I love being in borrowed houses. I love being a bit out of my context. I miss my context dreadfully, but I'm excited by that.