Having Quotes

Having kids is the most innately positive thing that anyone can do.

After having children, life becomes about living beyond yourself; about being bigger and better.

For some reason people say such negative things about having a baby - you won't sleep, the stress, the crying. Nonsense. It's a total joy so cherish every second.

Giving a party is like having a baby: its conception is more fun than its completion; and once you have begun it, it is almost impossible to stop.

For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

I'm too busy having fun to be mean and nasty.

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now.

The one thing I missed was never having children. It just wasn't in the cards, I guess.

Why do we think the people on stage are the only ones having fun?

You always hear people say that having kids changes everything, but you can't fully realize it until you have children yourself.

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

I want to race as long as I'm having fun, it's competitive and healthy, and who knows when that, you know, date comes when that's not happening anymore.

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

If you're having a bad day already and everybody is just asking you petty questions, it drives people to the edge, or something really small will have a really large effect.

I visualize my hand raised at the end, and every thing in between is just having fun.

I find that women want to tell me about their birthing experiences. In the most excruciating detail. It's not put me off having children, but I do feel like I know too much.

I've found it easier to write, to coalesce my thoughts, since having children. It brings you back to what you experienced yourself as a child, and you empathize with what your parents went through.

I think you just look for the person you have the most fun with. And that's enough. You realize, "Wait, I can just keep having fun with her forever?" Yes, you can do that. That is the key.

No one I know is actually so rude as to tell me I've become duller since having children. But I'm sure they think it.

Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.

Having a baby can be a scream.

She wondered if this was true of every parent: if, prior to having children, they all used to be someone else.

That's the object of going to a gym, having fun.

I don't think there's anything wrong with singing a song and having fun with it.

I'm having fun and I'm not even trying to do much. Everything is coming together.

People are just up tight because the kids are having fun and they didn't have the same freedom.

I always knew the Sixties wasn't a revolution. It really was just a bunch of university students with wealthy parents having fun.

Well, I like to have fun at work.

Part of standup is being loose and having a good time yourself and that translates to the audience.

Now that we're established and we have a history we know that we can expect people to show up and to have a good time.

Having kids is something you can't always do. Kids are like lightning. You grab that lightning when you can get it.

Why can't we have patience and expect good things to take time?

Whatever you're doing, you must have patience.

I want to do good work, but having kids and a life outside of that is important, too. If you don't have anybody around who loves you, then what's it all for? You're just lonely in the end.

Nothing comes of so many things, if you have patience.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

I'm a damaged person, but I have hope and a will to not give up.

I was out in L.A. and I had gone to film school and I was out here for a couple of years. For a lot of years, I was bartending and having a good time.

It's really funny - when I'm depressed or I'm having a hard time, I'll write really fun stuff. And then when I'm really happy, I write really depressing stuff.

I am never usually taking myself too seriously and I think that people when they read stuff from me, they have to realise that I'm having fun.

I just like having fun.

It's like having children. You give birth, but then they take on a life of their own. That's what actors do for characters. It's pretty amazing.

I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time.

Anything worth having is going to be hard

What are you going to do if it's the end of the world? You better go out having fun instead of stressing about it.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

When I was working on my career, I was very aware of what I had done, what I wanted to do next. I'm having a good time just reading things that might be interesting to do.

I don't really look for specific types of projects any more. I'm not taking care of a career anymore. I'm just having fun acting.