Ham Quotes

I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.

I am a ham. I've no business being rock 'n' roll. I've said it over and over again that I'm a classical composer, dishevelling my personality by dabbling in rock 'n' roll.

Although my dad Harry is the manager of West Ham, we get on very well.

When I came to Chelsea from West Ham there were certain parts of my game I felt I needed to improve and I like to think now that I have shown dramatic improvement.

I just came to West Ham to play football, the rest is not for me to say.

The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left.

West Ham play a speficic type of game - football.

The little pig began to pray But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, "Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky wolf I am!" And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last.

I'm a ham. I always like to answer spontaneously.

Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.

Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich.

I definitely knew that I loved acting from the very beginning. I was such a ham growing up. Wherever the camera was, I wanted to be right in front of it.

Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches.

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.

West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren't fouls, they were commitment

My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses.

If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.

I love being in my kitchen. I'm quite a traditional cook, but I make a mean omelette. I'd like to open an omelette restaurant. Cheese and ham, chilli and mushroom, whatever you fancy, I'll rustle up.

I came out wanting to be an actor. From my first view of the world, that's what I wanted to be. I'm made of 99 percent ham and 1 percent water. I was just cooked that way!

I'm a natural ham. It doesn't bother me to perform.

As far as I'm concerned, everything's ham and jam.

[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.

Eternity is a ham and two people.

Many an actor does the stage more ham than good.

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.

Some hams hanging in the kitchen were taken out for burial

Love grew commendably dependable - love was eggs, love was ham, love was the morning paper.

Ham smiled. "Cett's going to be furious." Elend shrugged. "He's a paraplegic. What's he going to do? Bite us?

I was always sort of a ham as a kid, just always wanting to entertain and to get people to laugh.

Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself something to drink. "I don't get it, El. Why'd she attack him?" "She's loony," Spook said.

I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams.

This whole theory of alienation that intellectuals have been passing on, really is just to stop a lot of ham acting. If you fill something with a proper emotion, it didn't worry him at all.

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

Compared to a novel, a film is like an economy pizza where there are no olives, no ham, no anchovies, no mushrooms, and all you’ve got is the dough.

If God was giving me a ham, I'd be crazy not to receive it. Maybe it was the ham of God, who takes away the sins of the world.

Yevgeny Yevtushenko is a ham actor, not a poet.

Things can get very lovey and feasty with a bunch of stimulated hams.

My whole family are hams. They're storytellers and everyone outdoes the next one.

I think a band that doesn't have a sense of humor can come up with their own take on whimsy.Kind of lead-footed and ham-handed, but I think just all the better for that.

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.

Evolution is a religion

Figs are delicious with soft cheese and ham, Toast is quite scrumptious with butter and jam, Eggs are improved by parsley and salt, But milkshakes are best with strawberries and malt.

Jane stood beside silver platters of cucumber sandwiches and smoked salmon sandwiches and savory-sweet ham sandwiches and open-faced sandwiches with thickly spread butter and fresh mint.