Half Quotes

I’m half crazy but I know the Devil real. I should know, I signed a record deal.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Believe only half of the praise and half of the criticism.

I'm the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. Half of what you see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is a fraud.

After being at the top, I don't think I could play senior tournaments, because you know how good you were. I don't know if I would enjoy that, being half of what I was.

Sometimes it's a good thing we don't remember things half as well as books do.

I probably tweet every other day, which I know isn't half as much as some people.

Women are half the population and they know how to take care of themselves, if they are only given access to health care.

Abortion is a hard thing for Hollywood to deal with because it is so controversial and you don't want to alienate half your audience by sending one message or the other.

I had a lumpectomy. It wasn't that bad. Six and a half weeks of radiation.

Nobody knows you. You don't know yourself. And I, who am half in love with you, What am I in love with? My own imaginings?

All people are half actors.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse.

I'm half Jewish, half Scottish. It's hard for me to buy anything.

Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who ran up a half-million dollar bill at Tiffany?

Fewer than half of all university professors publish as much as one article per year.

I'd hate to say, if I wasn't running, the television networks would be doing less than half the business.

I'd love to do a musical. I've been known to have a good step or two. I'm half Samoan, you know, and part of our culture is singing and dancing daily.

A mind once cultivated will not lie fallow for half an hour.

Keep unscathed the good name; keep out of peril the honor without which even your battered old soldier who is hobbling into his grave on half-pay and a wooden leg would not change with Achilles.

I know that I have in my make-up layers of synthetic experiences, and that the most powerful of my memories are only half true.

We waste half our strength in a useless regretting; We sit by old tombs in the dark too long.

Oh, I'm burning! I wish I were out of doors! I wish I were a girl again, half savage and hardy, and free... and laughing at injuries, not maddening under them! Why am I so changed?

Your half-caff double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.

Well that's the point: People don't normally take away things from films anymore. You go and see a $100 million film, half an hour later, your biggest concern is what are you going to be eating.

Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.

It would be about as easy for an American to become a Chinaman or a Hindoo as for him to acquire an Englishness or a Frenchness or a European-ness that is more than half skin deep.

Growth is improving the lot of the poor in many countries, reducing poverty by half since 1981. Freer trade could accelerate progress.

If the paintings are too large, cut them in half!

The noble woman is half a man, even a complete one. Only their imperfections make them women.

Then do you mean that I have got to go on catching these damned two-and-a-half pounders at this corner forever and ever? The keeper nodded. Hell! said Mr. Castwell. Yes , said his keeper.

I went in the Marines when I was 16. I spent four and a half years in the Marines and then came right to New York to be an actor. And then seven years later, I got my first job.

A man is like a phonograph with half-a-dozen records. You soon get tired of them all; and yet you have to sit at table whilst he reels them off to every new visitor.

We covered so much ground on Thursday night that it took us half and hour. I'm not trying to look for excuses but that's the reality.

If I could have my way I would place the Deity on half-pay as the Government of this Country did the subaltern officers.

Docility is the observable half of reason.

Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on Warped Tour I got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.

I think a whole lot of stuff gets by people - I could name half a dozen groups that do songs that are openly supportive of experimentation with drugs, nobody ever said anything to them.

There's something hypocritical about a city that keeps half of its population underground half of the time; you can start believing that there's much more space than there really is-to live, to work.

I once performed The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald to about 15 sea captains. The song was about a ship that broke in half and sank.

My solo albums were each like a half-finished puzzle; they represented only the beginning of a full picture. Simply put, they were inadequate and incomplete.

The voice, Afghan matchmakers say, is more than half of love.

Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?

. . . is it to be understood that the principles of the Declaration of Independence bear no relation to half of the human race?

I guess it's a sequel to our story From the journey 'tween heaven and hell With half the time thinking of what might have been and half thinkin' just as well. I guess only time will tell.

I am free to confess that I am disappointed with the Yosemite valley. It seems only about one-half as grand as the American Fork canyon.

I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle.

I'm half Scottish, half Welsh and I regard red hair as perfectly ordinary. And to set the record straight, contrary to reports, he has never referred to himself as the 'Ginger Ninja'.

No man can instruct more than half-a-dozen students at once. The whole problem of education is one of its cost in money.

It was an old, old, old, old lady, And a boy who was half-past three; And the way they played together Was beautiful to see.