Golf Quotes

I think travel is probably the downside of playing professional golf, but you've got to do it.

It takes having your golf peak four different times throughout the year. You have to like all four golf courses. You've got to be the best of that week for the four weeks

In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap.

When the going is good and the putts are dropping, you love your putter. When it's going bad, it's like it has betrayed you and you want to throw the sucker in a lake.

Golf is tougher than my first wife.

You can't make good scores happen. You've got to let it happen.

I've never really played golf. With the sax, I learned technique well enough so that it feels like part of my body, and I just express myself. That's where I want to get in golf.

It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.

I still don't get golf.

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

I don't play any role; I just play golf. I love the competition. For me, the pleasure begins on Thursday morning when a tournament starts. I come along and try to win. And that's what I enjoy.

You get no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball to drop into the cup that counts.

I'm really going to do my homework. I'm going to be down there on the practice tee finding out if a guy's wife beat him up the night before, important stuff like that. Stuff that people want to know.

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.

I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.

We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.

I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

I just enjoy playing in wind, grew up in it, and it makes the golf a bit more fun.

How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm.

I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.

For a long time, I was more involved in basketball, baseball and golf. My parents didn't push me into football when I was a little kid, but they coaxed me into trying it as a 10th grader.

I don't like golf. It's not for me, it's too quiet.

If I had hit it like I wanted to I'd have holed it.

There are five top superstars in golf, 20 great stars, and 30 good ones. The rest should go and get jobs.

I never got on the course with my dad, but to be playing golf with my kids - that's a dream.

Golf is fundamentally about being honest. I see people hit eight shots and tell me they shot five. I never say a word. It is a reminder to me of what is at stake.

Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.

Golf is social. It brings a lot of people together.

Golf is social. It brings a lot of people together. And the great thing about a scramble, there's less pressure because you don't feel like every shot has to be your shot.

Swimming is fun. It's a lot funner than golf.

So, you know, if, if I wanted to get up and just play golf one day, I would just get up and play golf. If I wanted to go to Vegas, I would just get up and go to Vegas.

We [Americans] are a football-baseball-basketball-golf culture with some ocassional forays into tennis and less often the winter sports.

I don't mind when I hit a ball in the woods. I think of it as an adventure. That's when golf really starts to get interesting.

If you grow up normal, you'll only be normal.

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

I try to simulate the most difficult conditions the players will encounter during competition.

I'm really good at mini-golf. You know, maybe not big person golf, but little person golf.

No matter what kind of day I've had at school, I always look forward to golf.

The hole was playing downwind and I managed to get a good bounce.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous to put it into speech. The gods of golf lie in wait to chasten the presumptious.

Golf is the Great Mystery.

Back horses or go down to Throgmorton Street and try to take it away from the Rothschilds, and I will applaud you as a shrewd and cautious financier. But to bet at golf is pure gambling.

I'm in semi-retirement, but what am I going to retire to? I don't ride horses, I don't golf anymore. I shoot a game of pool every now and then.

I like the thought of playing for money instead of silverware. I never did like to polish.

We all knew the exam we were going to sit this week.

I have been an avid reader of 'Golf Digest' ever since I started playing this great game.

This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don't have that mentality.

Media access to us is more regulated than in golf.