Golf Quotes

A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested him. I said: Wait a minute. Isn't that golf?

I want to build a course my mum can enjoy.

If I have a day off I will play golf.

I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.

Golf is meaningless, but it means so much.

I'd love to do a golf movie. I turned down Don Johnson's role in 'Tin Cup.' I regret that.

I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.

I think we're looking at the next major superstar in golf. Tiger has a flair for the dramatic and one of those smiles that lights up the screen.

The trouble with golf is that you are only as good as your last putt.

I’m going to pass a law that no one can ask me my golf score.

I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.

I just dress up what the Good Lord provides.

I never play golf because it takes too long, and the business connections it produces can be made just as easily over an early breakfast.

I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts.

You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face.

There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don't seem to have time now.

I always worry when someone's a good golfer. It's like you shouldn't have time to be good at anything. You should just be a politician and you shouldn't have time to practice golf.

I wish to emphasize that there are no secrets to golf.

Michelle is 14. Give her a couple of years to get stronger. I mean, she can play on this tour. If she keeps working, keeps doing the right things, there's no reason why she shouldn't be out here.

[On golf:] ... though aware I could never be more than a humble potterer, it was impossible to repress the wild upsurgings of hope known to all middle-aged beginners.

I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I'm really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.

Germany needs to have a handicap, like in golf. They ought to start each match with two goals in advance to their opposition.

People are going to paying attention to him whether they love him or hate him. So I think Tiger is a huge focus point on a stage that is as little as golf.

There's really no pain in the realm of the higher astral. A lot of spirits are playing mini-golf having a good time.

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.

The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel.

Everyone wants to be known as a great striker of the ball for some reason. Nobody wants to be called a lucky, one-putting s.o.b.

You can always speak with great authority on how well you played today, but never on how you'll play tomorrow.

I don't have anything good to say. World Golf Championships, I mean that suggests they're going to be played everywhere, and they tend to not be played in very many places.

Golf is typical capitalist luncay.

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

Now that I am no longer President, I find I can no longer win every game of golf I play.

The head has no purpose in the golf swing. It simply goes where the body takes it

I grew up not having a father. Golf is the father I never had. It taught me honesty and respect and discipline and it taught me to control my temperament.

Life is great and golf has been one of the great parts of it for me.

The problem with golf is I have to deal with a humiliation factor.

I'm just beginning to get a sense for ways I can use golf - or perhaps mountain biking at some point in time - to stay focused on causes that are dear to my heart.

Golf is something I love. It's been a part of my family's history.

I teamed up with the PGA of America to help promote a weekend of golf that raises scholarship money for kids who lost a parent or whose parent was severely wounded in combat.

Golf is a game of integrity. And golf is a game of forgiveness. I think the high standards of golf remind people of how lucky they are, or how fortunate they are, to be able to play the game.

As the president, you're pretty much in a bubble. And golf is a good way to get out of the bubble.

My golf must be improving, I'm not hitting as many spectators.

Today I have a great life. I have three kids and a beautiful wife. I play golf every day. I give to charities. I'm in a lucky position.

The determining bulk of Scotch people had heard of golf ever since they had heard of God and often considered the two as of equal importance.

There's kind of an unwritten rule, Don't call your captain out at a Ryder Cup, win, loss or draw, you just don't.

There is no type of miracle that can't happen at least once in golf.

Few learn golf in a lifetime.

Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls