Fake Quotes

The curse of the sun and the moon is fake. It doesn't exist.

A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.

Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour True friends are like stars, you don't always see them but they are always there.

People say keeping it real is a hard thing to do. Keeping it real is easy. Being fake and being soft is hard to do.

Most of the confidence which I appear to feel, especially when influenced by noon wine, is only a pretense.

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money'.

If it's good, it's mine. If it's bad, it's a fake.

The rarest of all things in American life is charm. We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm that goes under the heading of public relations. Without it, America would be grim indeed.

I would rather wear honest tears than the most beautiful and elaborately faked smile.

Give me a problem, I'll give you a solution. I just love living. That's a feeling you can't fake. I'm glad every single day. I think that even the camera can feel that I'm a happy man.

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

Maybe you feel pressure to be positive because so many people rely on your good, fake-positive energy? If that's the case, screw everybody else. You're not a bottle of Valium.

Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.

I have fake eye lashes on and they feel like tarantulas. But they're not real tarantulas.

I think I can safely say that nobody understands Quantum Mechanics.

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

I love living. I think that's infectious, it's something you can't fake.

It was a big deal to me to play characters and feel things and connect to somebody in a fake world.

Be yourself. Don't pretend that you know something you don't. Don't create the appearance of fake authority. Speak about the things you really care about.

Never pay attention to the rumors and what they assume

I was exhausted from fake partying. I was like, "I just danced for nine hours. Goodnight, ladies!"

The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it’s a carrot.

Anything that consoles is fake.

In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that, the rest is easy.

I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake doing both of them. But drumming comes more natural to me, and it just feels better.

Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.

Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper.

You have to also provide a video for it, look a certain way and big hair... If you're a woman it's even more strange with fake fingernails and corsets and all this stuff that was big in the 80s.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

At its core, health is simple: eat the right amount for your body, don't ingest chemicals or fake foods, and move more.

If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

You need to be a little crazy to change the world, and you can’t really fake it.

After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

You can't really fake confidence. You know what I mean? Just be confident in who you are when you walk into a room, feel like you own it.

I have nobody. I have surrounded myself with people who are fake just because I need to talk to somebody.

But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.

Scary is good. Kids like going to a movie and being really scared rather than fake scared.

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

God isn't afraid of our doubts; He's way more concerned when we fake it.

We should always be disposed to believe that that which appears white is really black, if the hierarchy of the Church so decides.

A person’s words reflect the image of his character and the amount of truth and lies in it is always visible to the human heart than ordinary eyes.

Fake realism is the escapist literature of our time. And probably the ultimate escapist reading is that masterpiece of total unreality, the daily stock market report.

You must have an alibi to show why you lost. If you haven't one, you must fake one. You self confidence must be maintained.

Some people will never be able to get their real self, but that's fine, because their fake self is also part of them.

There will always be real friends and fake friends. It is difficult to distinguish the two because both will appear the same in the beginning but so different at the end.

A real friend's got your back, while the fake ones are sticking knives in it.

Eyes lie if you ever look into them for the character of the person.