If I didn't have fake nails, my fingers would be bloody stumps.

The only other thing that interested me as a kid was being a bricklayer. So if I hadn't become an actress, I would probably be a bricklayer.

I'm probably the most introverted extrovert you'll ever meet. Up until I got this show I was constantly told, 'She was really good, but she's just not cute enough.'

When all of a sudden, people say, 'Wow, you look nice,' and carry on, it's shocking. Really awkward.

We've had some really good guest stars. But I have to go with Alec Baldwin as my favorite. He is so neat and such a movie star. He's handsome and quirky. I was in heaven the week he was on the set.

I learned how but I have a terrible paranoia and fear. I do not drive an automobile.

To be perfectly honest, drama is a lot simpler than comedy.

Acting is the only thing I ever really wanted to do, and I'm really ill-prepared to do anything else.

I still don't know quite what I'm supposed to do or be.

I'm pretty captivated by reality TV and I know that as an actor I probably shouldn't be saying that, but it's what I like to watch.

I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it.

A shard of glass cut my belly as I slid into the battered SUV, but I managed to keep the family jewels intact. I’d be counting every small victory tonight.

You see beauty, not with your eyes, with your beloved heart.

Pride is never sinful when it is Justice.

Some relaxation is necessary to people of every degree; the head that thinks and the hand that labors, must have some little time to recruit their diminished powers.

My fans have designated themselves the, uh, 'Pine Nuts.' They're a nutty bunch.

I hate the word "inevitable" because I feel like things don't have to be the way they are.

Being a star doesn't last. That's not what life should be about. It's a complete illusion that really has nothing to do with you. For me, finding out about life is the most important thing.

Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?

All goal setting must be immediately followed by both the development of a plan, and massive and consistent action toward its fulfillment.

There is a time and a place for things. Sometimes one needs to put a filter on oneself. That can be a good thing.