Ex Wife Quotes

You can love the Mexican culture, you can love your Mexican-American wife and also believe that we need to control the border.

It is okay to cut your wife's throat as long as you are rich, famous—and black.

There was my mom and I had a wife for a long time and now there is my fianc-e. Eileen is in a long line of women who have given me orders.

It was just revealed that Donald Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over 20 years. Or in simpler terms, Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over three wives.

We forgave, followed and accepted because we liked the way he looked. And he had a pretty wife. Camelot was fun, even for the peasants, as long as it was televised to their huts.

They have terrified my poor wife and threatened my very person!" Halt eyed the man impassivley until the outburst was finished. Worse than that," he said quietly, "they've wasted my time.

One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.

The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law.

I don't want ever to appear in a film that would embarrass a viewer. A man can take his wife, mother, and his daughter to one of my movies and never be ashamed or embarrassed for going.

Nobody's dumb in this relationship [with his wife] or in the relationships of any of the other guys in the band. But it's also not the cliché that those on the outside envision.

Hippo in a skirt: this was a comic reference to one of Solomon's principal wives, the one from Moab. Childish? Yes. But in the days before printing we had limited opportunities for satire.

Our kids are in a little band, and they like to play video games, and my wife and I do our best to live a low-key, non-Hollywood kind of life.

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

I have learned something about the job of being the President's wife. She is not chosen by anyone except her husband and she really has no obligations except to him.

You can lie to your wife or your boss, but you cannot lie to your typewriter. Sooner or later you must reveal your true self in your pages.

the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.

I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.

God has enabled man to distinguish between his sister, his mother, his daughter and his wife.

My ultimate joy and happiness is being a wife and mother.

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.

My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.

Wives rarely fuss about their beauty To guarantee their mate's affection.

And don't forget, a prisoner's wife must always think good thoughts.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.

Literature is a splendid mistress, but a bad wife.

You young men need to know that you can hardly achieve your highest potential without the influence of a good women, particularly you mother, and in a few years, a good wife.

It's sad, because he just doesn't have any ambition outside of loving his wife and his daughter — which should be enough but doesn't seem to be enough in this case.

A guy who treats his mom well, treats his wife well.

When I think about my relationship with America, I feel like a battered wife: Yeah, he knocks me around a lot, but boy, he sure can dance.

I want to tell you, don't marry suffering. Some people do. They get married to it, and sleep and eat together, just as husband and wife. If they go with joy they think it's adultery.

I have a beautiful wife and a wonderful support system and I think in those low moments, I could never thank them enough.

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her; if you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

Immanuel Kant lived with knowledge as with his lawfully wedded wife, slept with it in the same intellectual bed for forty years and begot an entire German race of philosophical systems.

Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife and your family are. It's the emotional place where you feel like you're not away from it.

In our society, the best predictor of a man's wealth is his wife's looks, and the best predictor of a woman's looks is her husband's wealth.

The body is like the wife to the spirit. The two must cohabit to create new forms, but their pleasures rarely coincide.

When we spoke, Gene Wilder had just written a memoir called "Kiss Me Like A Stranger." The title was suggested by his late wife Gilda Radner three weeks before she died in 1989.

It were better to be a soldier's widow than a coward's wife.

My wife and I love to host wine and cheese parties. They are simple and elegant and you don't have to put a lot of effort and time into it.

When I told my wife UConn would win the Big East tournament, she wanted to know why a team from Alaska got into the Big East tournament.

I've won a lot of times with my wife and son here, and I've won solo. I don't think there's a formula for when the come out and when they don't I'm simply happy to win.

No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.

These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

I want to be the best daughter, sister, friend and wife I can possibly be - because when I die, I am not going to be buried with my Oscar.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

To leave, after all, was not the same as being left.