Ex Wife Quotes

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

I tell my wife all my secrets.

Nobody is free… Everyone has a prison. Wife, parents, children, they all make prisons.

I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive.

My favourite thing in the world, apart from my wife and kids, is writing songs. Ever since I was a kid.

My wife at times will say I'm stubborn, selfish, insensitive, vague, deaf at times, blah, blah, blah... but she's never said I was boring!

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.

She 's adorned Amply that in her husband's eye looks lovely,- The truest mirror that an honest wife Can see her beauty in.

I have never been a social lion; I was misidentified as one because I have a very attractive second wife.

Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection, at least until his wife cools off.

In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife.

Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most?

No man knows what the wife of his bosom is until he has gone with her through the fiery trials of this world.

The wife, where danger or dishonour lurks, Safest and seemliest by her husband stays, Who guards her, or with her the worst endures.

Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife.

I think I can be closed in. I can close this outer shell, cut myself off and be quite cold. I can cut other people off if I need to. I don't think I'm angry, though... Maybe my wife would disagree.

The second duty of the wife is constant obedience and subjection.

How wonderful are the women and men in the world who feed us. Especially those who feed us with no salary. The mothers—I thought. The wives.

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.

Some of the wives didn't keep up with the program. It started breaking apart during the Apollo days.

When the husband and wife are healthy, and free from inherited weaknesses and diseases that might be transmitted with injury to their offspring the use of contraceptives is to be condemned.

And I'd love to direct. One day. I'm learning a lot on the set of The Good Wife.

The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife.

I've got two contracts in my life: One with my wife and the other to protect Andy Dalton.

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

when we travel, most of us take too much. I always work on the assumption that I'm going to take everything with me because I don't want the second wife to have anything if the plane crashes.

I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe five's a charm?

Sometimes I daydream about having a farm and a wife and some babies and watching the grass grow, but you have to meet the right person for that.

When one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove.

My wives will be mine in eternity.

The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband.

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.

Some men are self-made, but most are the revised work of a wife and children.

When I was 66, my wife June died of cancer. Two years later--a year and a half ago--I married Kristen McMain, the eternal companion who now stands at my side.

Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all.

Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird: If you're married, it's actually located in your wife's brain.

I find you write with one person in mind. Usually for me that one person is my wife, because she's my most severe critic and understands best what I'm trying to do.

As women, we often think we have to be all things to all people, all at the same time. As a wife, mother, actress and businesswoman, I definitely feel the pressure to perform well in all areas.

Flattery does not encourage the perfect flow of love in the vein of your relationship. Be genuine and speak out what you feel for each other without hiding the painful truth.

If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much more romantic and nomadic existence.

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

I'm lucky my wife is a strong woman. She's one of the stronger people I've ever met. It's hard for me to be away, but I know my home life is fine because my wife is there.

I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.

Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.

I want to be the best daughter, sister, friend and wife I can possibly be - because when I die, I am not going to be buried with my Oscar.

A wise man in his house should find a wife gentle and courteous, or no wife at all.

When I think about my relationship with America, I feel like a battered wife: Yeah, he knocks me around a lot, but boy, he sure can dance.

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.