Ex Wife Quotes

Losing is like my ex-wife... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it.

The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old... but if you ask my wife, I'm not!

I think it's important to show a husband and a wife together, in a room, raising children, because you don't see that anymore.

If I killed my wife and mother and debauched a thousand women I couldn't go to hell--in fact, I couldn't go to hell if I wanted to.

My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.

A wife, a lover, can perhaps never see what the artist sees. They rarely ever do. Perhaps a really mediocre artist has more chance of success.

My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.

Life, for Colin, was one long brace against pain and disappointment, and everybody apart from his wife was an enemy until proven otherwise.

Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.

The first language that I learned was Italian in Italy in the early and middle-'60s and I had to do that to keep up with the young men who were courting my wife.

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.

Everybody all over the world takes a wife's estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man.

I said to the president's wife, Vietnam is the main reason we are having trouble with the youth of America. It is a war without explanation or reason.

To be happy, a man must love his wife as she chooses to be loved.

Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is the right time for marriage.

How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day

At first, it must be remembered, that [women] can never accomplish anything until they put womanhood ahead of wifehood, and make motherhood the highest office on the social scale.

My wife had a miscarriage. We have rarely talked about it. It did make me more aware of the sanctity of human life, how precious every child is.

Helmer: "Before all else you are a wife and a mother." Nora: "That I no longer believe. I believe that before all else I am a human being."

It's not hard to draw from within yourself to play someone protective of her daughter. I have animals and I'm a daughter, sister, wife, aunt and friend, and I can be fiercely protective.

I have a beautiful wife and two beautiful children, and every day I am paid to do what I love.

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate.

Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.

My wife and I love to read. Were going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we have our dogs.

No one has a name in 'The Road.' Like Cormac McCarthy's novel from which it's adapted, 'The Road' features characters such as the man, the boy, the wife, the old man and the veteran.

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

I kept looking [at Katie] and thinking, 'This woman's amazing.' I'm happy that I'm with her. She's amazing, and I'd think the same of her even if she wasn't with me - she's just amazing.

When your eyes are fixed in the stare of unconsciousness, and your throat coughs the last gasping breath - as one dragged in the dark to a great precipice - what assistance are a wife and child?

I'd love to have my own TV show, in the way that Julianna Margulies has 'The Good Wife,' or a lovely ensemble show, like 'Six Feet Under.'

Play not for gain, but sport. Who plays for more Than he can lose with pleasure, stakes his heart; Perhaps his wife's too, and whom she hath bore.

That question in marriage is mutual submission, really - the next verse goes on: "husbands love your wife as Christ loves the Church."

If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do.

My first wife didn't like to fly, either.

Fathers and husbands! do ye not also understand this fact? Do ye not see how, in the mental bondage of your wives and fair companions, ye yourselves are bound?

I admired and valued Robin as a colleague and friend and as one of the greatest parliamentarians of our time. His wife Gaynor and his two sons are in our thoughts and prayers.

On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public.

The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee.

My wife thinks I'm very hot. She tells me that every couple weeks, especially when we go to the NCAA tournament and all the nice things come along with it.

a fat Reichian wife screeching over potatoes Get a job! And five nose running brats in love with Batman

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife.

Then marriage may be said to be past in all quietnesse, when the wife is blind, and the husband deafe.

I live in Tuxedo Park, N.Y. and spend time in the West Village, where my wife Elizabeth Cotnoir, a writer-producer and documentary filmmaker, has an office.

Advising Mrs. Harris was the least I could do," David said smoothly. "After all, she was the one who brought me and my late wife together.

A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn't know enough to stay in the city.

In elite, primarily white institutions, there are many blacks who have white wives. So much so that sometimes there is almost the assumption that I would be married to a white woman.

My wife has lived with at least five different men since we were wed - and each of the five has been me.

U2 was involved in Live Aid, and I ended up going to Ethiopia and working there for some time with my wife, Ali.