Drunk Quotes
When irony first makes itself known in a young man's life, it can be like his first experience of getting drunk; he has met with a powerful thing which he does not know how to handle.
For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.
I mean, the more a man was in the Devil's power, the less he would be aware of it, on the principle that a man is still fairly sober as long as he knows he's drunk.
People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.
Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord.
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk.
The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief.
Lovers drink wine all day and night and tear the veils of the mind. When drunk with love's wine, body, heart and soul become one.
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot
And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore.
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
I come from a family of communist nudists. I was allowed to do or not do what I liked. My parents were not interested in whether I went to school or got drunk on white wine.
I've been in clubs. I don't like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people. It's not my idea of a good time. It's just such a miserable life.
The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your lapels on the way and asking you to listen to one more story.
More free time means more time to waste. The worker who used to have only a little time in which to get drunk and beat his wife now has time to get drunk, beat his wife - and watch TV.
One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total sense of humor about his career and his drinking and drug problem.
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.
Written kisses don't reach their destination, rather they are drunk on the way by the ghosts.
Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.
I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it.
I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much. One day the Iron Crab will get me. Then I shall have died of living too much.
So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school, ...I went to school high.
All these poses of classical torture ruined my mind like a snake in the orchard. I did go from wanting to be someone, now I'm drunk and wearing flip-flops on Fifth Avenue.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
You've gotten drunk on so many kinds of wine. Taste this. It won't make you wild. It's fire. Give up, if you don't understand by this time that your living is firewood.
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
And how could I believe that Australian wine was automatically inferior to wine sourced from other regions on the planet when I had never drunk anything but liquid nitrogen?
