Drink Quotes

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat and to drink and to be merry.

An Irish queer: a fellow who prefers women to drink.

Eat bread at pleasure drink wine by measure.

It's a naive domestic burgundy without any breeding but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

He is . . . like many other geniuses a greater friend to the bottle than the bottle is to him.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

We had gone out there to pass the beautiful day of high summer like true Irishmen - locked in the dark Snug of a public house.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.

Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.

According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.

I find the more I drink the more interesting others become.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Everybody should believe in something I believe I'll have another drink.

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.

Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.

He who laughs lasts.

I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.

For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

My one regret was that I never photographed the bat before we drank it.

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.

Bats drink on the wing, like swallows, by sipping the surface, as they play over pools and streams.

Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.

I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.

I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

I don't know what these Republican congressmen drink that make them experts on women's reproductive health.

Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee.

I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.

Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.

I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat a lot of raw carrots.