Chocolate Quotes

If chocolate is a foretaste of heaven, what does it mean that chocolate is freely available to all?

My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert.

I don't really believe in vices. I love wine and cheese and chocolate, but they're what make life fun. They're a pleasure and an important part of living.

Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate.

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

If one swallows a cup of chocolate only three hours after a copious lunch, everything will be perfectly digested and there will still be room for dinner.

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has accidentally napped.

I'm addicted to chocolate. I used to snort cocoa.

Love is just a chocolate substitute.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness - but not together.

I love chocolate. I love chocolate ice cream. I love chocolate candy. The darker the better.

Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating.

The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and bulletproof vests.

When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the Lion King soundtrack. It's really odd, but it's true.

I fed my Yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female Yak. I made it my pet after that.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.

I try to get through emotional pain and not go around it, it always ends sooner that way. I also use chocolate.

Satan called - he's changed the sheets, fluffed the pillows and laid out the complimentary chocolate. Hell is ready for John Edwards.

I eat some fruit every day, but not too much and almost no processed food. I stay away from sweets, except 80 per cent chocolate.

I never met a chocolate I could not eat.

In Manhattan last month I heard a woman borrowing the jargon of junkies to say to another, 'Want to do some chocolate?'

I always thought the Bible was more of a salad thing, you know, but it isn't. It's a chocolate thing.

I don't love acting; I love chocolate.

There's a little treat I like a lot called Bollycao. It's like a brioche with chocolate inside, but industrial.

When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie.

Life is just a Box of Chocolates.

The Spanish ladies of the New World are madly addicted to chocolate, to such a point that, not content to drink it several times each day, they even have it served to them in church.

I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rosé champagne.

I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we've seen before. It should be more like Willy Wonka... and welcome to my chocolate factory.

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

If singing was a color, it would've been the color of that chocolate.

Romance isn't about proving to someone you love them with flowers and greeting cards and chocolate. Or even a lock on a fence. It's a daily reminder. It's saying, I choose you. Today and every day.

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.

There is a mistaken idea, ancient but still with us, that an overdose of anything from fornication to hot chocolate will teach restraint by the very results of its abuse.

If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.

I'm Switzerland; neutral as can be, and also with great chocolate.

Happiness is German engineering, Italian cooking, and Belgian chocolate.

I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad.

Oh, no way," Leo said. "We've been sitting in a cave and you get the luxury tent? Somebody give me hypothermia. I want hot chocolate and a parka!

Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.

Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.

There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder - just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker Side of Chocolate

"Chocolate - The Consuming Passion" was written for the Chocolate Elite - the select millions who like chocolate in all its infinite variety, using 'like' as in 'I like to breathe.'

My favorite books are the ones that make me smile for hours after reading them. I want that for my readers, for the sweetness to linger. Sort of like chocolate, but without the calories

I used to dirt bike a lot. I can't do that anymore. Can't eat a whole lot of chocolate anymore, either. I can't be in 'Indiana Jones' and be a fatso!

I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'

My weakness is chocolate - especially butterscotch and nut varieties.