For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I'm easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.

You didn't wake up, your dreams just changed gear.

The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.

People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that's all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it's just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.

Leaders should never, ever try to look cool - that's for dictators

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

Law without reason is criminal.

Emotions manipulates the man more than habits do.

Each one has their gifts. They are not for you- they are to give!

Home is where you hange your memories. . . Home is where you begin again to dream again.

I've been coming to Cambodia off and on, six months of the year usually.

I was always trying to look modest and natural. I don't like women who come into the lab and you see immediately that it took them two hours to dress in the morning.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

In 2004, I was the new President of Bravo. I had never run a commercial cable network before…we needed a hit.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

I very rarely listen to the in-flight stuff.