Car Quotes

A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car.

Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.

I'm not into weapons. I'm not into cars. I'm not into explosions. I'm scared of all of that.

In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend, whom I lived with.

I'm supposed to be this musical genius and everything, but I can't really work the car seat that well.

I don't actually own a car.

If we go somewhere on foot, we know the way perfectly, whereas if we go by car or airplane, we are hardly there at all. It becomes merely a dream.

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them

If you knew that you only had one day to live, what would you think about-your car or favorite pair of shoes or would it be the more everyday joys that occupy your mind?

The hybrid I have now is one of the least expensive cars I've ever had. I had a BMW 318i convertible once, the ultimate driving machine.

A car to pick me up every day, a chair with my name on it, everybody being very polite... what can you do except sit back and watch it all, try to take it all in?

Its a no-brainer for me that at some point our cars will have the ability to drive themselves.

I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars.

When I'm riding in a car, I don't really listen to music. I turn the radio off and just be thinking, brainstorming. I'm one of these people that just like to brainstorm.

I am a horrible visual artist. I can't fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I don't do than do.

When the car's going well, I purr like a kitten.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

The courteous driver keeps a safe distance between cars and doesn't drive like one plane trying to refuel another.

More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works.

As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars.

LA has a fantastic car scene and because the climate is so gentle, cars can last forever.

I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.

You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don't like shouting across rooms, with people in shiny suits who look like used-car salesmen.

The cement in our whole democracy today is the worker who makes $ 15 an hour. He's the guy who will buy a house and a car and a refrigerator. He's the oil in the engine.

The car bomb was fertilizer, gasoline, fireworks and propane tanks...still safer than a Toyota.

So we do software for watches, for phones, for TV sets, for cars. And some of these take a long time to catch on.

You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good for me; I'm good.

Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.

Make your next car electric, put solar panels on your roof, and go vegan.

As a kid, I played my share of football in the street or in a vacant lot. When we were playing in the street, it was more touch football, so we didn't hit each other into cars.

By the time the children go to bed, I am as drained as any mother who has spent her day working, car pooling, building Lego castles and shopping for the precisely correct soccer cleat.

I’ve been a con artist since I was 16 and trying to get my dad to buy me a car. I never succeeded, but I learnt a lot of tactics.

I don't like new cars; I'm into vintage cars - there's a Jaguar E-Type in the 'Goldie' video.

I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.

If one's honest about it, spending time in a car with children is pretty ghastly.

The effort of learning. It's the same when you approach any new skill or technique, from a dance step to driving a car. The effort of learning stops you, at first, from doing it well.

I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. 'Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person.'

The worst of being sacked is you can never find your car.

The idea that maybe you don't have to own a car if you only need one occasionally may catch on, just like time-sharing caught on in real estate

I cry intermittently, like a summer rain. I don't feel racked by the crying; in fact, it hydrates me. Then rage wells up in me, and I want to take a crowbar to all the cars in the neighborhood.

I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.

As a race car driver, driving is the easy part. The hard part is containing the emotions on the race track.

They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now they take your car, and if they are caught it's a miracle.

In the heat of the Russian summer a sleeping car is the most horrible instrument of martyrdom imaginable.

I like fast cars. And I like champions.

There is a crisis in America. That crisis is divorce. It is easier to get out of a marriage than (to get out of a) contract to buy a used car.

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.