Bowling Quotes

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

The Flutie Bowl is a great event that brings together people who really care about the autism community. We always have a great time bowling and playing music.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

That's where you just have to get creative. There are all these trampoline parks and there's bowling and there's roller skating.

Fast bowling is not an easy job. Especially if you are also a batsman as well as being a fast bowler, a fast bowler has to work harder than any other cricketer on his fitness.

Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.

Everyone has a bowling story. I love bowling because you can do it at age 2 - my son started when he learned to walk - or you can bowl at 102. It's great for families.

You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.

That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins.

By the time I was 7, I did walk-ons, catalogue modeling, you name it. In the Queens where I grew up, you didn't go bowling on Saturday; you went to dancing school.

Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.

You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.

Ivory towers are as rare as bowling alleys in tribal cultures.

The game minus slow bowling is like bread without butter or, even worse, French cuisine without the sauces.

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

“Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldn’t it be hysterical if we went bowling?”

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.

I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling."

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!

If Shane Warne were to become England spin bowling coach I think it would be fantastic for myself and all those learning to bowl spin in England.

The Bowling Green game was a big-time environment. We wanna see that for all the games.

There aren't many millionaires who bowl over 100. Why not? Because they left the bowling league behind to build their fortunes.

I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it.

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

I always describe writing a story as throwing bowling pins in the air and then catching them.

You’re not seriously going out again, are you?” “Seriously, yeah. Bowling. Her name’s Laura. If you want more details, you’re gonna have to download the video like everybody else.

If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars', I'd wind up owing them money.

Taking a couple short backup swigs, Flint’s crippling headache started to release its grip, sort of the way he imagined an octopus would release an inedible bowling ball.

while you play bowling with one ball you will be late because untill come in that ball it's need time so you need more than one ball in order to defeat the whole army .

I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.