Advice Quotes

Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

Love is unselfishly choosing for another's highest good.

What you're supposed to do when you don't like a thing is change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. Don't complain.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

I know now that what makes a fool is an inability to take even his own good advice.

Most people struggle financially because they take advice from sales people, not rich people.

One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it.

When you hear that something can’t be done, ignore that advice and push forward.

What advice do I tell my grandson? I listen to him.

There is no better ballast for keeping the mind steady on its keel, and saving it from all risk of crankiness, than business.

When you talk to the half-wise, twaddle; when you talk to the ignorant, brag; when you talk to the sagacious, look very humble and ask their opinion.

Children listen, I'm trying to tell you something good, don't get caught up in the hood.

The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.

Never eat anything at one sitting that you can't lift.

It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than 'try to be a little kinder.'

As a general rule...people ask for advice only in order not to follow it; or if they do follow it, in order to have someone to blame for giving it.

Pride deafens us to the advice or warnings of those around us.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

I'm sure you have some cosmic rationale, but here you are with your faith and your Peter Pan advice.

Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.

Most people who ask for advice from others have already resolved to act as it pleases them.

I don't think a reporter should give advice or make predictions.

Too often, people think that solving the world's problems is based on conquering the Earth, rather than touching the Earth, touching ground.

An acquaintance merely enjoys your company, a fair-weather companion flatters when all is well, a true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.

I don't turn to anyone for advice. I do what I want.

Best advice I've ever received: Finish.

We advise others better than ourselves.

The best advice I've been given is kind of the "dance with the one who brought you" thing. You got here on what you do so don't change that.

My best advice for someone considering adopting a pet is to take the time to really consider your lifestyle, home environment and personal preferences.

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.

The only really good piece of advice I have for my students is, 'Write something you'd never show your mother or father. And you know what they say? I could never do that!'

You make more money selling advice than following it. It's one of the things we count on in the magazine business -- along with the short memory of our readers.

The human being needs a challenge, and my advice to every person in Singapore and elsewhere: Keep yourself interested, have a challenge.

You should always pay attentionto quality. A coffin, for instance, should laast a lifetime.

Think of me as a fellow patient in the same hospital who, having been admitted a little earlier could give some advice.

My advice to any young person at the beginning of their career is to try to look for the mere outlines of big things with their fresh, untrained and unprejudiced mind.

It is very good advice to believe only what an artist does, rather than what he says about his work.

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

You have only one life, and no one else will live it for you. Shouldn't you take the time right now to figure out what that life is all about?

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

I got so much advice; I just started tuning it out. If one more person told me what I had to do when the baby comes, I was going to shoot 'em.

The health of your marriage tomorrow will be determined by the decisions you make today.

It don't do you no nevermind to tell nobody nothing.

Every word born of an inner necessity - writing must never be anything else.

The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.

Never read Who Moved My Cheese in the workplace when you can read The Joy of Not Working.

Never take advice from anyone with no investment in the outcome.

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.