Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Presidents are also always storytellers, purveyors of useful national mythologies.

Talents are best nurtured in solitude: character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world.

The saddest thing about any man is that he be ignorant, and the most exciting thing is that he knows.

Guys have to look up to somebody. Everybody needs to have their own role and somebody has to be the star.

One should not wish to enjoy where one does not give joy.

Good publishers – as one former publisher aptly put it – are market-makers in a world where it is attention, not content, that is scarce.

Just because you are getting younger doesn't mean you are getting better

The one thing that I do is take really complicated systems and subjects and make them accessible to regular people.

One of the greatest testimonials to God's love is His provision of His Word.

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny.