Sarah Quotes

I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot.

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.

I had a lot of depression as a kid.

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.

I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

We deserve quality lives with equality.

Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world.

I don't need a lot of space.

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."

A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

I pant for retirement and leisure, but am doomed to inexpressible and almost unsupportable hurry.

. . . I know, by sad experience, with what difficulty a mind, weakened by long and uninterrupted suffering, admits hope, much less assurance.

Alas, how wretched is the being who depends on the stability of public favour!

. . . I believe one half of the world is born for the convenience of the other half . . .

When you are in school, your talents are without number, and your promise is boundless...But at a certain point, you begin to feel your talents dropping away, like feathers from a molting bird.

I did a lot of theater growing up, and in college I was in the musical 'Chicago.'

I don't really like 'acting' - I like things to feel as natural as possible.

I feel that as the world becomes more and more multicultural, it's a good tool to be able to speak another language.

I hate girls who complain, 'Oh, guys are looking at me!' But I love it when guys check me out. It just feels great.

And they all lived happily ever after (barring death, divorce, arrest for tax fraud, that incident with the pool boy...)

A multivalent culture is an amazing place to be writing theatre.

I want to burn the world because Alan is gone," he said. "I want to destroy everything I see. But you mean something to me. I will not destroy the world, because it has you in it.

Oh, Alan Ryves," she said. "You're such a fantastic liar. You are the smoothest con man of them all.

I don't have deal breakers," Alan said. "I look on tempests, and am never shaken.

I don't lie to you," Alan said. "I lie WITH you." Sin stopped looking up at him from under her eyelashes and burst out laughing. Alan went red. "So I've just realized how that come out. Uh.

Nick looked vaguely homicidal, but that was sort of his default expression.

Sin met Mae and Alan coming into the flat. Mae frowned. "Is it no-shirts festival day?" "Every day with Nick is no-shirts festival day," Alan said absently, but he was frowning too.

Actually," Alan said, earnest and clear-eyed, "this is my first time playing poker.

One of the lambs fixed its attention on Jared. “Baa,” it flirted. “Boo,” said Jared. “Oh my God, Jared. Don’t tough-talk the lambs.” "It was giving me a funny look.

If I beat my against this desk, maybe things will make sense," Angela murmured. "Or if I beat someone else's head against this desk...." She eyed Jared speculatively

Don't feel bad, Angela," Kami said. "You know guys, they only want one thing. Repartee. I can't count how many times men have admired my well-turned phrases.

Your timing is amazing," Kami told him. "By which I mean, I am amazed by it.

I don't think he likes girls", I said. "Or boys. Look at the horror on his face. He doesn't look like a people person.

Remember," he called. "Just be yourself, and everyone will love you!" Nick rolled his eyes and made a rude gesture, and Alan drove the car away laughing.

I saw you put rice in a toaster once," said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode." "It was faulty," Jamie protested, his eyes shifty. " I am sure of this.

You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them?

I have changed my mind. You can help cook by standing in a corner and not touching anything. Do it carefully. -Nick to Jamie

Get down,” he whispered. “I’m way ahead of you,” Jamie said from the floor

Mae, he made me go out for a run," Jamie called out. "Tell him I don't run!" "Jamie and I are lilies of the field. We toil not, neither do we jog," Mae informed Nick.